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Song Parodies -> "How To Kill Your Wife"

Original Song Title:

"How To Save A Life"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Fray

Parody Song Title:

"How To Kill Your Wife"

Parody Written by:

Ryan Bennett

The Lyrics

Step one you say you’ve had enough of her
You know its time that your wife bit the dust,
For too long now she’s nagged at you,
You now know what you’ve got to do,
Some sort of massacre at night,
Her legs fly left her head goes right,
Putting it off would be a shame,
Now you have to decide who to blame.
Explode her with a bomb, and shoot her dead,
Grab her by the throat and Snap her neck or I'll
stab her with a big knife,
Coz I know how to kill your wife.
Let her know that you know best,
Pierce a dagger through her chest,
For once she’ll know that you are right,
When you poison her Angel Delight,
You have a list of why she’s wrong,
Put killer bees into her thong,
Or pray to god he helps you,
A lightning bolt would help you.
Explode her with a bomb, and shoot her dead,
Grab her by the throat and Snap her neck or I'll
stab her with a big knife,
Coz I know how to kill your wife.
A killer sandwich blows off her head,
It’s just a firework and two bits of bread,
Drive on and plough her off the road,
Reverse back over till she’s cold,
Now get it right don’t get it wrong,
A deformed wife would just be wrong,
If she still breathes she’s still your wife,
Maybe it’s time to bury her alive.
Explode her with a bomb, and shoot her dead,
Grab her by the throat and Snap her neck or I'll
stab her with a big knife,
Coz I know how to kill your wife.
Explode her with a bomb, and shoot her dead,
Grab her by the throat and Snap her neck or I'll
stab her with a big knife,
Coz I know how to kill your wife.
How to Kill your Wife.
How to Kill your Wife.
Explode her with a bomb, and shoot her dead,
Grab her by the throat and Snap her neck or I'll
stab her with a big knife,
Coz I know how to kill your wife.
Explode her with bomb, and a shoot her dead,
Grab her by the throat and Snap her neck or I'll
stab her with a big knife,
Coz I know how to kill your wife.
How to Kill your Wife.
How to Kill your Wife.

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Jamie Millard - July 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Not sure who Ryan Bennett is - but i'm glad he liked my parody enough to post it as his own! It's all positive feedback... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FhggL6694U

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