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Song Parodies -> "I Got My Girlfriend Pregnant"

Original Song Title:

"How to Save a Life"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Fray

Parody Song Title:

"I Got My Girlfriend Pregnant"

Parody Written by:

lebeiW15

The Lyrics

Step one: she says we need to talk
I gawk, she says "sit down, it's just a talk"
I wonder what this is about
And then she cries; begins to shout

"You know when you had sex with me?"
She pulls out the E.P.T.
I hang my head; I'm filled with shame
I begin to wonder why I came

Where did I go wrong with you, my friend?
I thought you had had your diaphragm
I would not have banged you all night
Had I known I'd create a life

She looks at me all depressed
A weight is sinking in my chest
I wonder what we'd drunk that night
I bet that it wasn't Sprite

I knew that I'd done something wrong
As soon as she removed her thong
I wasn't well-protected
Now the kid is unexpected

Where did I go wrong with you, my friend?
I thought you had had your diaphragm
I would not have banged you all night
Had I known I'd create a life

She begins to raise her voice,
I tell her, HEY! At least you have a choice
Think about your options
Hell, there always is adoption

You can do one of two things -
Have the kid and everything, or
"Abortion's legal," I proclaim
Man, I begin to wonder why I CAME!

Where did I go wrong with you, my friend?
I thought you had had your diaphragm
I would not have banged you all night
Had I known I'd create a life

Where did I go wrong with you, my friend?
I thought you had had your diaphragm
I would not have banged you all night
Had I known I'd create a life
I'd create a life...

I'd create a life...

Where did I go wrong with you, my friend?
I thought you had had your diaphragm
I would not have banged you all night
Had I known I'd create a life

Where did I go wrong with you, my friend?
I thought you had had your diaphragm
I would not have banged you all night
Had I known I'd create a life
I'd create a life...
I'd create a life...

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 15

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Susanna Viljanen - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Well, at least you can now be a proud daddy - it is time to feel blue (or pink). Once you get to hold your baby on your arms, your doubts and regrets will vanish. 555.
karen - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
DKTOS but I liked the way it read. Is this a confession lebei?
Kimberly - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Hmmmm...Meh.
Stephen Turner - February 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Very funny, I liked it a lot.

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