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Song Parodies -> "Your Dog Was Cross, But Now It's Stoned"

Original Song Title:

"My Dog Was Lost, But Now He's Found"

Original Performer:

The Fiery Furnaces

Parody Song Title:

"Your Dog Was Cross, But Now It's Stoned"

Parody Written by:

Claude Prez

The Lyrics

I’m sick of dogs --
And their mailman attacks
I need them to --
Mellow out and relax
So I carry around --
Little cannabis snacks...

I fed one to the collie
And she’s no longer growly
I fed one to the pug
And he gave me a hug
Your dog was cross, but now it’s stoned
Your dog was cross, but now it’s stoned

I fed one to the pit bull
And he said brother it’s cool
I fed one to the mutt
He kept licking his butt
Your dog was cross, but now it’s stoned
Your dog was cross, but now it’s stoned

Hooked up the bichon
He said love and peace mon
I fed one to the beagle
He said it should be legal
Your dog was cross, but now it’s stoned
Your dog was cross, but now it’s stoned

Hooked up the afghan
And he said he’s Batman
Hooked up the dalmation
She took up meditation
Your dog was cross, but now it’s stoned
Your dog was cross, but now it’s stoned

I doped the chihuahua
And she voted for Obama
So I gave her another’n
She voted McGovern
Your dog was cross, but now it’s stoned
Your dog was cross, but now it’s stoned

I fed one to the westie
His eloquence impressed me
Hooked up the pekapoo
And she got a cheap tattoo
Your dog was cross, but now it’s stoned
Your dog was cross, but now it’s stoned

I fed one to the shih tzu
And he studied ju jitsu
And that bolognese named Guido
Was jonesing for Doritos
Your dog was cross, but now it’s stoned
Your dog was cross, but now it’s stoned

I fed one to the schnauzer
And she said it aroused her
I fed one to the chow chow
And he said hail Mao now
Your dog was cross, but now it’s stoned
Your dog was cross, but now it’s stoned

Encountered a poodle,
Last house of the day
Ran out of treats,
I am sorry to say
Picked up some rocks
And I fired away
Your dog was cross, but now it’s stoned

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Pacing: 2.9
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Overall Rating: 2.9

Total Votes: 16

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Agrimorfee - November 03, 2017 - Report this comment
Oh man, I'm laughing loudly sitting in front my work computer. Just the perfect way to perk up a Friday morning! Pacing, rhymes, and a story to boot, a top 10 contender for November.
Matthias - November 03, 2017 - Report this comment
Whoa man... Another incredible Claude Prez parody man... What could it mean? Peace and love Claude! Loved the incredible rhyming here & the ending that is similar to the original song's only a lot more demented and thus 1000x funnier!
John Jenkins - November 03, 2017 - Report this comment
Very clever. My favorite verse was the chihuahua verse ... until I read the last verse.
Peter Andersson - November 04, 2017 - Report this comment
Your parody and mine are like cats and dogs I think - don't stone me! :-)

BTW, have you heard the joke that ultra running shoes might be made of compressed marijuana leaves in the future? It's for when high milage smokes your joints!
Rick Duncan - November 04, 2017 - Report this comment
You and I share that aversion to the canine, considering our occupations. Funny as heck. I was reading some of your works to a new GF as an example of what the loonies on this site do.
Claude Prez - November 05, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks everybody; I really appreciate it -- especially nice to see John and Rick; hopefully this means Peter's sinister plan to rebuild the community is working.

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