Song Parodies -> Chritmas Is Still a Month Away
| Original Song Title: | "The La-z-boy 500" |
| Original Performer: | The Falcon |
| Parody Song Title: | "Chritmas Is Still a Month Away" |
| Parody Written by: | Chris |
While this may make me seem like a bitter, grinchy Scrooge, I really am not. I love Christmas and snow, and hot coca, and family, etc. It's just meant to be a joke about how soon Christmas is advertised.
Let's show commericals for - Christmas day
Even though it's still a month away
Let's pretend - that prices aren't so high
And stock up all the asiles and tell 'em all to buy!
On these TV's, it's all the same
I see the ads, but I don't know who to blame
And I get Christmas presents, blowing all my dough
Even if they're for relatives I hardly know
And I'm just here to friggin' spend...
When the snow falls, I'll be fine
There'll be a bunch of food on which to dine
When the snow falls, I'll be fine
They say that it is almost Christmas time, almost Christmas time
All the shopfronts dressing up in lights
Nobody's looking cause the day is far too bright
Not yet Thanksgiving, I won't shop around
Unlike all the other people living in this town
It won't be the only sale they have!
When the snow falls, I'll be fine
There'll be a bunch of food on which to dine
When the snow falls, I'll be fine
They say that it is almost Christmas time, almost Christmas time
Your Santa won't bring you presents this year
Your precious St. Nick aint spreadin' Christmas cheer
When the snow falls, I'll be fine
There'll be a bunch of food on which to dine
When the snow falls, I'll be fine
Unless of course I have to drive, I have to drive...
Your Santa won't bring you presents this year
Your precious St. Nick aint spreadin' Christmas cheer...
Even though it's still a month away
Let's pretend - that prices aren't so high
And stock up all the asiles and tell 'em all to buy!
On these TV's, it's all the same
I see the ads, but I don't know who to blame
And I get Christmas presents, blowing all my dough
Even if they're for relatives I hardly know
And I'm just here to friggin' spend...
When the snow falls, I'll be fine
There'll be a bunch of food on which to dine
When the snow falls, I'll be fine
They say that it is almost Christmas time, almost Christmas time
All the shopfronts dressing up in lights
Nobody's looking cause the day is far too bright
Not yet Thanksgiving, I won't shop around
Unlike all the other people living in this town
It won't be the only sale they have!
When the snow falls, I'll be fine
There'll be a bunch of food on which to dine
When the snow falls, I'll be fine
They say that it is almost Christmas time, almost Christmas time
Your Santa won't bring you presents this year
Your precious St. Nick aint spreadin' Christmas cheer
When the snow falls, I'll be fine
There'll be a bunch of food on which to dine
When the snow falls, I'll be fine
Unless of course I have to drive, I have to drive...
Your Santa won't bring you presents this year
Your precious St. Nick aint spreadin' Christmas cheer...
Happy early Thanksgiving everybody!
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Attention: This parody, amongst a few others under this authors name, were not written by him. I wrote them, but didnt know there was an exsisting "Chris" on AmiRIght. So please disregard this one, and any others with this message. Sorry to Chris, and to you, the reader. I have re-submitted them under a new name.
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