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Song Parodies -> "Best Friend (because I'm Lonely)"

Original Song Title:

"Best Friend"

Original Performer:

The Drums

Parody Song Title:

"Best Friend (because I'm Lonely)"

Parody Written by:

Declan B Mckenna

The Lyrics

Youre my best friend,
Its kinda sad,
I was lonely before,
Now youre my lad,
Youre my best friend,
And youre a cow,

And I named you serloin,serloin,serloin,serloin,
And I named you serloin,serloin,serloin,serloin,

Then came that day,
When I saw you,
That was the day,
When I bought you from Sam,
Then came that day,
When I saw you,
That was the day,
When I bought you from Sam

Cooow, cooow, cooow, cooooow,
Cooow, cooow, cooow, cooooow,

I had a dream of you,
You were chewing youre cud,
And youre feet were covered in mud,
And that was it,
Its pretty lame,

Oh damn I shouldve called you Jeff,J Jeff,J Jeff,J Jeff,
Oh damn I shouldve called you Jeff,J Jeff,J Jeff,J Jeff,

And every day,
I come to feed you,
And every day,
I wish I named you Jeff,
Then came that day,
I saw a cow,
His name was Jeff,
Bought him 'cause he was cool,

Jeeeff,Jeeeff,Jeeef,Jeeeeef,
Jeeeff,Jeeeff,Jeeef,Jeeeeef,

Then came that day,
When my new cow Jeff,
Held us hostage,
And shot us both dead,

Then came that day,
When my new cow Jeff,
Held us hostage,
And shot us both dead,

"Ooow!" I said, "Ooow,ooow,ooow,oh God I'm in pain!"
"Ooow!" I said, "Ooow,ooow,ooow,oh God I'm in pain!"
"Ooow!" I said, "Ooow,ooow,ooow,Serloin youre my favorite cow"
"Ooow!" I said, "Ooow,ooow,ooow,but J eff is still a cool name"







And that cow went on to save spring break.

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Phil N - April 09, 2010 - Report this comment
I saw this a couple days ago. Anyway, still good
Declan B Mckenna - April 10, 2010 - Report this comment
Sorry about that, I wrote it twice, I thought it didnt work, my other one is better though

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