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Song Parodies -> "Nappy-*ss Tracks"

Original Song Title:

"Shawty is Da Sh*t"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Dream

Parody Song Title:

"Nappy-*ss Tracks"

Parody Written by:

Marissa

The Lyrics

This song is not directed towards anyone in particular...
[Intro}
She don't rock wit' a comb or a brush
Nappy
Tracks
Rock wit' a comb and a brush
Nappy-*ss tracks

[Verse 1]
What is wrong
With yo' tracks
Sh*t look like
Old grass
Yeah, you
Yeah, you
Detatch it
Then wrap it
It's nappy
Please put down the glue
And the Yaki, too (Oh yeah)
What happened to your natural hair, gurl, did it get burnt out (out-out-out)
I know if you be brushin' that sh*t, you be cryin' (ouch-ouch)
Ooh

[Hook]
It was nappy
It was tacky
It was trashy
It was f*cked up
Ends were split
Look like sh*t
Amanda can hook up yo' mess, so would you like it permed or pressed

[Chorus]
Hey, I can see your part in the back
D*mn, you got some nappy-*ss tracks
Tracks, nappy-*ss tracks
Tracks, nappy-*ss tracks
Tracks, nappy-*tracks
Tracks

[Verse 2}
Old and dry, you know it's time
Gel or grease or Jam or Pink or wax ain't gonna fix this
We need Dr. Miracle in this b*tch
When he takes a look he gon' say "Awww, sh*t!"
F*ck a swoop, f*ck a hump, f*ck a ponytail
Everytime I look at it, I be like "What the h*ll?"
Tried to stick a ponytail to your locker, but it fell
Could you go natural
'Cause that weave got to go

[Hook]

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
If it look like it's been cooked
It's time, it's time
If it smell like old gel
It's time, it's time
If it's dead and brownish-red
It's time, it's time
If yo' tracks just nappy as h*ll
It's time, it's time

[Outro]
She don't rock wit' a comb and a brush...
Rock wit' a comb and a brush
Who be gluin' in yo' stuff 'cause that look f*cked up, mah n*gga

[Chorus Out]

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