Song Parodies -> Beardless
| Original Song Title: | "Breathless" |
| Original Performer: | The Corrs |
| Parody Song Title: | "Beardless" |
| Parody Written by: | Leo |
With the Taliban now on the run, many restrictions on its citizens have now been removed - including mandatory beards and the ban on music. We think this just might be the newest hit in the airwaves over Afghanistan.
Go on go on
Leave me beardless
Come on
(Instrumental intro)
The Taliban's fleeing quickly
The mullahs aren't standing still
We're waiting for them only
To stop running every week
They cannot hide
'Coz we will skin their hide
Osama's gonna die
Won't try it, we'll just do it
So go on, go on, come on
Leave me beardless
Cut it, shave it
Until I can't deny this lovely feeling
Having a hairless chin
Go on go on, yeah
Come on
And when we leave tomorrow
Them Taliban, we'll shoot them now
Osama, we'll kill him now
We'll do it someway, somehow
It's like a dream
Osama and his sheep
And when we all wake up
We'll hunt him, and kill him
So go on, go on, come on
Leave me beardless
Cut it, shave it
Until I can't deny this lovely feeling
Having a hairless chin
Go on go on, yeah
Come on
(Guitar solo)
They cannot hide
'Coz we will skin their hide
Osama's gonna die
Won't try it, we'll just do it
So go on, go on, come on
Leave me beardless
Cut it, shave it
Until I can't deny this lovely feeling
Having a hairless chin
Go on, go on, come on leave me beardless
Go on, go on, come on leave me beardless
Go on, go on, come on leave me beardless
Leave me beardless
Come on
(Instrumental intro)
The Taliban's fleeing quickly
The mullahs aren't standing still
We're waiting for them only
To stop running every week
They cannot hide
'Coz we will skin their hide
Osama's gonna die
Won't try it, we'll just do it
So go on, go on, come on
Leave me beardless
Cut it, shave it
Until I can't deny this lovely feeling
Having a hairless chin
Go on go on, yeah
Come on
And when we leave tomorrow
Them Taliban, we'll shoot them now
Osama, we'll kill him now
We'll do it someway, somehow
It's like a dream
Osama and his sheep
And when we all wake up
We'll hunt him, and kill him
So go on, go on, come on
Leave me beardless
Cut it, shave it
Until I can't deny this lovely feeling
Having a hairless chin
Go on go on, yeah
Come on
(Guitar solo)
They cannot hide
'Coz we will skin their hide
Osama's gonna die
Won't try it, we'll just do it
So go on, go on, come on
Leave me beardless
Cut it, shave it
Until I can't deny this lovely feeling
Having a hairless chin
Go on, go on, come on leave me beardless
Go on, go on, come on leave me beardless
Go on, go on, come on leave me beardless
Copyright 2001 by Leo.More rewrites atLeo's Song Parody Page
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