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Song Parodies -> "Beardless"

Original Song Title:

"Breathless"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Corrs

Parody Song Title:

"Beardless"

Parody Written by:

Leo

The Lyrics

With the Taliban now on the run, many restrictions on its citizens have now been removed - including mandatory beards and the ban on music. We think this just might be the newest hit in the airwaves over Afghanistan.
Go on go on
Leave me beardless
Come on

(Instrumental intro)

The Taliban's fleeing quickly
The mullahs aren't standing still
We're waiting for them only
To stop running every week

They cannot hide
'Coz we will skin their hide
Osama's gonna die
Won't try it, we'll just do it

So go on, go on, come on
Leave me beardless
Cut it, shave it
Until I can't deny this lovely feeling
Having a hairless chin
Go on go on, yeah
Come on

And when we leave tomorrow
Them Taliban, we'll shoot them now
Osama, we'll kill him now
We'll do it someway, somehow

It's like a dream
Osama and his sheep
And when we all wake up
We'll hunt him, and kill him

So go on, go on, come on
Leave me beardless
Cut it, shave it
Until I can't deny this lovely feeling
Having a hairless chin
Go on go on, yeah
Come on

(Guitar solo)

They cannot hide
'Coz we will skin their hide
Osama's gonna die
Won't try it, we'll just do it

So go on, go on, come on
Leave me beardless
Cut it, shave it
Until I can't deny this lovely feeling
Having a hairless chin

Go on, go on, come on leave me beardless
Go on, go on, come on leave me beardless
Go on, go on, come on leave me beardless
Copyright 2001 by Leo.More rewrites atLeo's Song Parody Page

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