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Song Parodies -> "Kenny 'round the Clock (The Many Deaths of Kenny)"

Original Song Title:

"Penny on the Floor"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Clarks

Parody Song Title:

"Kenny 'round the Clock (The Many Deaths of Kenny)"

Parody Written by:

Bob O'Mara

The Lyrics

South Park. Controversial for some. Hilarious for others! This parody is dedicated to Kenny, the one who makes the show complete!
I see Kenny in the air and he's dead.
A pole right through his head.
Have you seen his blood splash all over the place.

I see Kenny made a trip to his grave.
He's cooked in the microwave.
And all I see are some ugly burns on his face.

I see Kenny as he takes his last breath.
As he is touched by Death.
No better way to pass on with such grace.

I see Kenny as he plays some dodgeball.
He's smashed into the wall.
Blood stains he made will be real hard to erase.

I see Kenny 'round the clock.
And if he knew how to talk,
Do you think he'd tell us why?
He always gets killed, but he comes right back to life.

I see Kenny on the fourth of July.
A "snake" comes flying by.
Collapsing the stand onto his face.

I see Kenny as he waits on the stage.
He is ripped apart with fierce rage.
"Jesus and Pals" all saw Kenny's guts all over the place.

Kenny is the one whom we can all make fun.
Kenny will arrive. Will he stay alive?

I see Kenny make a bet with Cartman.
And he begins his fartin'.
Then the match they lit flared up. He began to bake.

I see Kenny rushed into the E.R.
A potato for a heart.
It blew apart his insides. What an ache!

I see Kenny 'round the clock.
And if he knew how to talk,
Do you think he'd tell us why?
He always gets killed, but he comes right back to life.

I see Kenny 'round the clock.
And if he knew how to talk,
Do you think he'd tell us why?
He always gets killed, but he's cool. He will always rule!


The last two stanza's were from the movie, for those of you who were not sure.

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Tim Hall - October 18, 2003 - Report this comment
M'kay
Tim Hall - October 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Mr. Hat said that this was a great parody

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