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Song Parodies -> "Beat the Sh*t From that Fan"

Original Song Title:

"When the Sh*t Hits the Fan"

Original Performer:

The Circle Jerks

Parody Song Title:

"Beat the Sh*t From that Fan"

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The Lyrics

Dedicated to the man who caught the ball in the infamous game 6 of the NLCS
In game six of the LCS
The Cubs were gonna win
Tw'ere just 5 outs away
The ball got hit down the foul line
Things started looking divine

But the ball was tipped by an outstretched hand
Now I just wanna beat the sh*t from that fan

He escaped from the stands too quick
Before I could give him a kick
They guarded his estate
How now could I set him straight?

Yes, the ball was tipped by an outstretched hand
Now I just wanna beat the sh*t from that fan

Cubs lose
Marlins continue
His death will soon come
I'll kill that dumb bum

If only Security
Hadn't run him out on me

I'll do whatever I can,
To get to beat the sh*t from that fan

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Jeffery - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Bravido! Though I am a Marlins fan.....
... - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm not totally a marlins fan, but I had to root for them after the cubs BLEW THEIR LEAD(s) and the sox blew THEIR lead in game 7.
But I give this parody a perfect score because I totally agree with the content. :)
Michael Pacholek - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
I don't know this song, but I loved the parody. Jeffery: You're a Marlins fan? Who was their manager at the start of the season? No looking it up on the Net!
somedude22 - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment
His name is Steve Bartman,

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