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Song Parodies -> "I Think She's Gonna Blow"

Original Song Title:

"Wherever You Will Go"

Original Performer:

The Calling

Parody Song Title:

"I Think She's Gonna Blow"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Hey Captain, I'm wonderin',
If our star ship can take much more
I'm doin', best I can
But I think she's rotting from the core
If the Romulans should call
We may all have to crawl
Into an escape pod
You had better pray to God

That i can, get a plan
Or Kirk I think she's gonna blow
Way up high, and down low
this thing is really gonna blow

Try to maintain, keep warp speed
But Kirk just asks for too darn much
Enterprise, she's just junk
Can't count the times I fixed the clutch
We've been flying it for years
Through time and space and tears
Well I hope the new crystals work,
Or they will all say I'm a jerk.

This tin can, says Scot man
Oh, Kirk I think she's gonna blow
I'm givin' her all I got
But she is really going to blow.

Tighten defense shields here
Adjust the main rudder here
"What is that knob for there?"

Mister Spock, just hands off
Scotty will work on this not you
I've done this for more years
than any one of my old peers

Captain Kirk, get down here
The ship is really gonna blow
The main control, Spock screwed with
Is gonna cause this thing to blow

If I could turn back time
To the sequel Search for Spock
I would make darn sure
He would never leave that rock!

copyright 2002 by Shazzaah

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Total Votes: 7

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paige - January 26, 2003 - Report this comment
i think that it is not funny and that u have wrecked the best song in the whole world!!!!!!!! I LOVE THE CALLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Phil Alexander - January 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Paige, lighten up, man, and read that bit at the top, you know where it says "Making fun of music, one song at a time". Have to admit, I don't know the original, but this is a pretty cool parody. I'm off to find "Wherever you go" to see how well it sings along... You never know, this parody might end up giving rise to another Calling fan, so can it really be that bad?

Shazzaah - February 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Actually, I like the Calling as well. I thought it was an excellent spring board for a parody. Ergo, I used it. ;)
talei - March 16, 2003 - Report this comment
I LOVE The Calling and Star Trek!!! this parody is the best of both worlds, it totally ROCKS!
TCfan - June 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Well written, but it's just hard to read a parody of my favorite song!

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