What you gon' do with all those sweets?
All those sweets stuffed in your cheeks?
I’ll make, make, make, make me sleep
Get a diabetic coma off my Peeps
My Peeps, my Peeps, my Peeps, my Peeps, my Peeps
My Peeps, my Peeps, my Peeps, my Peeps, my ugly little Peeps.

My diet makes me crabby
I do it to be flabby
These treats is really tasty
They make me soft and pasty
Whitman’s and Cadbury
Lindt and Ghirardelli
Hershey’s is worse, see
All their candy got my jerseys tight
For another I ain't beggin’
But I can’t fit my leg in
Size 18’s, 3X Women’s
I say no, I need Richard Simmons
So I keep on eatin’
And no, I ain't a petite 10
See, I can’t go to weigh-in
I feed and they go straight in.

I feed, I feed, I feed, I feed
I feed my lazy teeths
My Peeps, my Peeps, my Peeps
My Peeps they’re good food.

It's got me pretending
(Oh) Pretendin' all your bunnies are free, pretendin’ I’m not me
Got me pretendin'
(Oh) Pretendin' all your bunnies are free, I’m not me, not me.

What you gon' do with all those sweets?
All those sweets stuffed in your cheeks?
I'll make, make, make, make me sleep
Get a diabetic coma off my Peeps
What you gon' do with all that flab?
All that flab in them size 18’s?
I'm-a eat a Cream Egg, eat a Cadbury Cream
Eat a Cadbury Cream Egg, Cadbury Cream
‘Cause of my Peeps, my Peeps, my Peeps, my Peeps
My Peeps, my Peeps, my Peeps, my ugly, lazy heaps.

I may be a tub of Crisco
Seems there’s no Easter Mentos
I could eat like crazy, I’ll eat my gummies
It’s the time for bunnies
I’m sick but still I can’t get enough
Sickly, sickly, oh-oh
Still so sick but I can’t get enough, sickly, sickly right.

Bird eggs are really waxy
The pinata I wanna whack, see
They’re all these candy snacks for me
All them landing back by me
Try a meal of Peeps, Peeps
Cook a lot of Peeps, Peeps
You can cook but you can't munch it
If you munch it I'm-a get some Palmer
You don't want no Palmer
No, no Palmer, no, no, no, no Palmer
So don't give me no bland soy
I hate - can’t stand - soy
I just hate that damned soy
Improve my Peeps.

My Peeps, my Peeps, my Peeps, my Peeps
My Peeps, my Peeps, my Peeps, my Peeps, my Peeps, my Peeps
My ugly, lazy heaps
My ugly, lazy heaps
My ugly, lazy heaps
On my back and on my front
My ugly gut, eww.

It's got me pretending
(Oh) Pretendin' all your bunnies are free and pretendin’ I’m not me
Got me pretendin'
(Oh) Pretendin' all your bunnies are free, I’m not me, not me.

What you gon' do with all those sweets?
All those sweets stuffed in your cheeks?
I’ll make, make, make, make me sleep
Get a diabetic coma off my Peeps
What you gon' do with all that flab?
All that flab in them size 18’s?
I'm-a eat a Cream Egg, Cadbury Cream
Eat a Cadbury Cream Egg, Cadbury Cream
What you gon' do with all those sweets?
All those sweets stuffed in your cheeks?
I’ll make, make, make, make me sleep
Get a diabetic coma off my Peeps
What you gon' do wit' those M&M’s
Those M&M’s? King Size that won’t hurt
I'm-a eat, eat, eat, eat some Nerds
Eat some Nerds, Nerds, eat some Nerds.

It's got me pretending
(Oh) Pretendin' all your bunnies are free, pretendin’ I’m not me
Got me pretendin'
(Oh) Pretendin' all your bunnies are free, I’m not me, not me.