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Song Parodies -> "On Atkins"

Original Song Title:

"Soul Singing"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Black Crowes

Parody Song Title:

"On Atkins"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Boy

The Lyrics

I'm so fat
My gut sticks out like a metal baseball bat
Its time to lose the fries and hit the mat
Low carb wraps from Subway eat as snacks
Eat as snacks
No more bread
Gotta lose a hundred or i'm dead
I gotta eat low carb food like I said
No more bacon before I go to bed
Go to bed, beaeaeaeaeaeaed

I've been on Atkins i'm on Atkins
On Atkins, i'm on Atkins
I've been on Atkins i'm on Atkins
On Atkins, i'm on Atkins
I've been on Atkins i'm on Atkins
On Atkins, i'm on Atkins
I've been on Atkins i'm on Atkins
On Atkins, i'm on Atkins

More meat
Chicken from the butcher on receipt
Only can eat pizza as a treat
I want my ass to fit in a seat
In a seat, seaeaeaeaeaeat ya

I've been on Atkins i'm on Atkins
On Atkins, i'm on Atkins
I've been on Atkins i'm on Atkins
On Atkins, i'm on Atkins
I've been on Atkins i'm on Atkins
On Atkins, i'm on Atkins
I've been on Atkins i'm on Atkins
On Atkins, i'm on Atkins

I've been on Atkins i'm on Atkins
On Atkins, i'm on Atkins
I've been on Atkins i'm on Atkins
On Atkins, i'm on Atkins
I've been on Atkins i'm on Atkins
On Atkins, i'm on Atkins
I've been on Atkins i'm on Atkins
On Atkins, i'm on Atkins

I've been on Atkins i'm on Atkins
On Atkins, i'm on Atkins
I've been on Atkins i'm on Atkins
On Atkins, i'm on Atkins
I've been on Atkins i'm on Atkins
On Atkins, i'm on Atkins
I've been on Atkins i'm on Atkins
On Atkins, i'm on Atkins
Carb carb carbs are gone
Carb carbs are gone

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bobert funnyman - December 16, 2005 - Report this comment
dude you SUCK! this is absolutely terrible you cannot on any planet write a parody where one prolonged word takes up an entire line. How retarded are you. I hate all of you retards who dont understand that parodys have to have the right number of syllables, THEY HAVE TO RHYME, and they have to have the right stressed syllables. AHHH im so pissed off!!! i cant find a good parody anywhere!!! Go die!! Ahhh!

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