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Song Parodies -> "I Is The Bushman"

Original Song Title:

"I Am The Walrus"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Is The Bushman"

Parody Written by:

SRL

The Lyrics

I have Dick and I have John and I have Paul
And all the neo-conmen
See how I hide behind all my lies
See how I hide
I'm lying
Choking on a pretzel
Blowing up Afghanistan
Corporation handout, stupid 9/11
Man you've been a naughty boy
You had to bomb Iraq

I is the Bushman
They is the Bushmen
I is the Dubya
Goo goo g' joob

Mr. Lobbyist sitting pretty
Pretty little lobbyists in a row
See what they get by handing over cash
See what they get
Influence
Influence, influence
Putting up the road blocks
Leaving all the kids behind
Looking for Osama
Looking for Saddam-a
Rice, you've been a naughty girl
You wouldn't testify

I is the Bushman
They is the Bushmen
I is the Dubya
Goo goo g' joob

Sitting in an oval office
Waiting for the cash
If the cash don't come you invade Iraq
To please all your oil friends

I is the Bushman
They is the Bushmen
I is the Dubya
Goo goo g' joob

Expert, texpert dumb tax-cutters
Don't you think the rich guys get a break
See how they gain like rust on a chain
See how they gain
I'm lying
America's environment
Going up in a mass of flames
Looking for the weapons
Stupid nuk'ler weapons but we
Couldn't find a one

I is the Bushman
They is the Bushmen
I is the Dubya
Goo goo g' joob
Goo goo g' joob
Goo goo g' goo
goo goo g' joob goo
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Michael Pacholek - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
The sad part it, Ashcroft, Wolfowitz and Bush make a "John, Paul and George." But Richard Clarke is not a Richard Starkey (Ringo's real name), and if he was, they'd have kicked him out of the band.
Norm - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
They would have kicked out Richard Clarke because he played to his own beat, and he would have formed the Rich Clarke Five.

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