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Song Parodies -> "Who Let Their Logs Out?"

Original Song Title:

"Who Let The Dogs Out?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Baha Men

Parody Song Title:

"Who Let Their Logs Out?"

Parody Written by:

poomaster

The Lyrics

Who let their logs out?
Who! Who! Who! Who!
Who let their logs out?
Who! Who! Who! Who!
Who let their logs out?
Who! Who! Who! Who!
Who let their logs out?
Who! Who! Who! Who!

I was shitting a nice turd out of my stomach
And turning out some fecal balls
Out of my ass my dung starts falling
And the turds go out at my call

Who let their logs out?
Who! Who! Who! Who!
Who let their logs out?
Who! Who! Who! Who!
Who let their logs out?
Who! Who! Who! Who!
Who let their logs out?
Who! Who! Who! Who!

I defacate the fecal balls
Into my brown shitter
My ass shitty
And gritty
Wet crack gotta infest my turd hill

Gotta spill myself and unload my shite fleas
Some anal flies feast on my fresh shite
Butt's brown jelly oozes out into toilet
It's steaming crap out of my behind

Who let their logs out?
Who! Who! Who! Who!
Who let their logs out?
Who! Who! Who! Who!
Who let their logs out?
Who! Who! Who! Who!
Who let their logs out?

My potty stained brown with fly eggs in the ground
My dung is steaming good, my dung is steaming
My dung is steaming good and flies lay in it
My dung is steaming good, my dung is steaming

Who let their logs out?
Who! Who! Who! Who!
Who let their logs out?
Who! Who! Who! Who!
Who let their logs out?
Who! Who! Who! Who!
Who let their logs out?

I defacate the fecal balls
Into my brown shitter
My ass shitty
And gritty
Wet crack gotta infest my turd hill

I will lay my dung
The potty is on
I will shit on my throne like a Mayan god
I shit on the hole, I will shit in the ground, I will shit in whatever turns brown
I love my anal balls and I will lay them all
My brown underwear with the black skidmarks

Who let their logs out?
Who! Who! Who! Who!
Who let their logs out?
Who! Who! Who! Who!
Who let their logs out?
Who! Who! Who! Who!
Who let their logs out?

(repeat to fade)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 19

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   3
 4
 4
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   1
 5
 5
 
 4   1
 1
 1
 
 5   14
 9
 9
 

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2Eagle - April 25, 2007 - Report this comment
5 stinks for you.
59Eagle - April 25, 2007 - Report this comment
I disagree. This is SICK CRAP. There needs to be zero's on the voting ballot so that I can place the vote that it deserves.
Andrea Huckstep - April 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Stop doing parodies about poop before I vomit.
Max Power - April 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Your best work to date.
Jonathan S. says NO to dung-parodies! - April 25, 2007 - Report this comment
AMEN TO THAT, ANDREA AND 59EAGLE!!!!! WE MUST STICK TOGETHER!!!!! ONLY THEN WILL POOMASTER, ALSO KNOWN AS SATAN, WILL DEPART FROM THIS SITE!!!!!!!!
Carrie the hot girl down the street - April 25, 2007 - Report this comment
I just wanted to let you know I've seen all your parodies, and every last one is GARBAGE, as are you!
Below Average Dave - April 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Well, I won't go horribly far into detail. . .I'm not an anti-poop/fart parodist, I judge each individual parody on it's own accord. What I will say is that this one was a tad repetitive. . .Mr Poo, if I may call you that, might I suggest that you slow down and take more time on your writing. Every parody you write seems a bit rushed. I am not one who writes about the topic in which you have chosen, however from what I see, you do seem to have a good attitude about everything in that--you don't seem to care what others think. I won't be commenting on a whole lot of your work, as I do find parodies of topics done over and over to be repetitive, but I also will not be part of the force to shut you down. . .figured someone should say that I respect your freedom of speech, though I find the humor end of it a bit light. . .so to each their own, Mr Poo
biodad - April 27, 2007 - Report this comment
"who let thier logs out"? ya gotta love it ! ... we're all gonna die someday soon, let's laugh and "cut lose" if you know what I mean...
Jon S. - April 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Biodad: oh you poor dear. If you find parodies this graphic and disgusting "funny", then you can be assured of a life filled with dissapointment and despair.
Joe Blow - April 27, 2007 - Report this comment
to Jon S: it's spelled disappointment, with only one S. However I do agree with you whole heartedly; parodies like this are definitely unfunny. Now I wish there were 0's on the ballot so I could vote 0-0-0.
Jon S. - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
To Joe: Thanks for nicely letting me know about my spelling error. It's nice to know there are people with enough common sense to realize how twisted poomaster's submissions are.
Cigaweed - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm with Mr Blow; there should be 0's on the ballot for really crappy parodies (no pun intended). And this parody would be a perfect candidate for such a vote. Heck, so would all of this guy's submissions.
Matthias - May 02, 2007 - Report this comment
It's like you're freaking Cartman, get get off the subject of poop! 3 trips to the bathroom, because it got a bit repetative.
Not Saying My Name - May 03, 2007 - Report this comment
This author is very unpoopular in my book.
Johnny D - May 05, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Comment for ABC-W contest.
Rick C - May 08, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3-W) I am not an avid reader of poo parodies but, I cannot deny that they are parodies. I have written a couple of them myself (although, nowhere near as graphic as this). As others have already said, it seems a bit rushed. Perhaps, if you put as much effort into the writing as the subject matter takes to put out, you would get higher marks. 533
Agrimorfee - May 08, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3)You know how I feel about this.
Max Power - May 08, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC3 - See comment above
Kristof Robertson - May 08, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3W) I'm sorry to say this, poomaster, but I thought this was very poor. I have nothing against scatalogical themes, but only if they're done cleverly. You seem to have mistaken graphic crudity for humour...this didn't even raise the tiniest of smiles from me. No vote
Michael McVey - May 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Joke comment: your parody is full of ................. Serious comment: you overdid it. Toilet humor is funny up to a point, but when you go into overkill like you did here, it becomes merely gross.
Red Ant - May 08, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3-W) I enjoy a good poop parody once in a while - I've written several on this theme myself, but, this just didn't "do" it for me, poomaster. The crudity didn't bother me two much, but the repetition (not just in teh chorus) and several nonsensical lines didn't help you here. The pacing is good, though. 533.
The Charnstar - May 09, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC3 - I've heard some CRAZY toilet humor in my life but OMG!... HOLY MOLY!.. 5-4-3
stuart mcarthur - May 09, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) hmm, looking for a positive...maybe the Mayan god line - I sympathise with your need to want to shock poomaster (although it's kinda attention-seeking) - but are there enough people being shocked to make it worth your while? because gee you spend enough of your finite life-hours devoted to it - it would not want to be entirely wasted would it, or doesn't that matter - anyway, you're obviously educated, and have a way with words, so there's the positive (although making it even more mystifying - lol)
Cat - May 09, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Well. Um. Annoying topic, annoying OS...I guess that's only fair! And I don't believe anyone craps out of their stomach, per se, unless you're an amputee! (although, to be honest, I was expecting "Poo! Poo! Poo!" for "Who! Who! Who!"...maybe you're a BIT more restrained than I thought.)
Mikey Squirrel - May 09, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Now, I've wrtten several toilet parodies myself, but it seems you just seem to be stuck in Grade 1 with your writing on the subject. This is just crude and childish. But I guess that's what you were aiming for anyways.
Poomaster's mama - May 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Yes, my son is stuck in grade 1, and it looks like he'll be there again next year. I'm going to ban him from using the computer if all I see are toilet parodies. I'll try to encourage him to write about different subjects.
poomasters fan - May 18, 2007 - Report this comment
poomaster, dont let these uptight little pussies get you down. At least its better than most of the stuff on here. Fives all around for you.
poomasters enemy - May 21, 2007 - Report this comment
We will get him down unless he starts writing about something else. Ones all around for you, pal.
Cat Cutie Commandos - May 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Leave poomaster alone... If you don't like em, don't read em!
An Ignorant Piece Of Rancid Codfish - May 24, 2007 - Report this comment
That's a nice suggestion, but I doubt that just ignoring them will make them go away.
Well.... - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Yo name says alot about you.
rap man - July 19, 2010 - Report this comment
well if i'm a dog the party is on i gotta get my girl awwwww i can't do this it's too fast how can any1 sing this

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