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Song Parodies -> "Episode 1: Parody Thieving Ninjas! (Ninjas Rejoice)"

Original Song Title:

"Cavemen Rejoice"

Original Performer:

The Bags

Parody Song Title:

"Episode 1: Parody Thieving Ninjas! (Ninjas Rejoice)"

Parody Written by:

Elite Beat Agents (An AmIRight Opera)

The Lyrics

This is the first episode of EBA: AmIRight edition. The song parody and scenario are by me, DJ Blaze. Remember, I am the one who is the creator of this opera, and if you would like your parody to be included in the next 18 episodes, please comment me. Note: To properly read this parody, follow these guidelines: anything in parentheses is spoken by the characters or is a part of the setting or actions, and is not part of the song.
(Opening Scenario)

(Setting: An ordinary room with a computer)
(Caleb, 15, amateur parodist)
(Caleb: "Hmm, let's see what I can get written today....")
(Ninjas appear)
(Shingo Kobayashi, 26, Parody thief ninja)
(Shingo: "Surrender your parody, or prepare to be assassinated!")
(Caleb: "What?! No way!!")
(.......................)
(Caleb: "HEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALP!!!!!!!!!!!!")
(Cuts to Commander Khan at the EBA HQ)
(Kahn: "Agents are..... GO!!!!!!!!")

(Music starts)
(The EBA arrive via their EBA-mobile)
(Agents: HEY!)
(J: Mission!)
(Caleb (quivering): "This doesn't look good....")
(The EBA roll into the scene, and, along with Caleb, start doing the wave)
(Agents: Are you ready?!)
(3 2 1 GO!)
(The agents sing and dance while Caleb fends off the ninjas)

Hey ninjas
Sharpen up your swords
We'll drive those stupid pirates right off the ship
Now ninjas
Dive into the sea
We'll take the gold and the treasure easily

Rejoice
Ninjas rejoice
Rejoice
Ninjas rejoice

(Ninja underling: "LET'S GET HIM!")
(Caleb and the ninja clash swords, but Caleb wins the fight)
(Caleb: "I think I should try to escape with my parody now!)
(More doing the wave)
(Caleb is being chased by ninjas)

Hey ninjas
Now that we are a team
We'll attack that dude, Chuck Norris, we'll make him scream
We'll sneak up
Throw our shurikens
We'll slash and hack his dumb beard till the battle ends

Rejoice
Ninjas rejoice
Rejoice
Ninjas rejoice
SAYONARA!

(Shingo: "We have you surrounded, so surrender!")
(Caleb: "You can't make me!")
(Caleb hurriedly climbs a nearby rock formation, causing the rocks to crumble and fall on Shingo and his underlings)
(Shingo: This is it... THE LAST STRAW! YOUR PARODY IS MINE!)
(More doing the wave, this time, the ninjas get into it)
(Caleb trades slashes with Shingo)

Rejoice
Ninjas rejoice
Rejoice
Ninjas rejoice

Rejoice
Ninjas rejoice
Rejoice
Ninjas re-SLASH!

Konnichiwa
Konnichiwa
Konnichiwa

(Caleb: "The final blow!!!")
(Shingo: "Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!")
(Swords collide, and with a flash, Shingo and the ninjas are eradicated)
(Caleb: "Whew! Now that that's over with, I can write my parody! But this shenanigan gives me an idea.....")
(Song ends)

(Commander Kahn: "YEEEAAAAAAAH!!!")
(Agents: Mission complete!!!)
This is just Episode 1 of a 19-part series. And I would like to make one point clear: I would like to include only 1 parody from each author unless I say otherwise. However, recommend as many parodies as you like.

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