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Song Parodies -> "Ninjas Rejoice"

Original Song Title:

"Cavemen Rejoice"

Original Performer:

The Bags

Parody Song Title:

"Ninjas Rejoice"

Parody Written by:

DJ Blaze

The Lyrics

To make up for having no ninjas in my "I Love Japan" parody, here's a whole song dedicated to them!
Hey ninjas
Sharpen up your swords
We'll drive those stupid pirates right off the ship
Now ninjas
Dive into the sea
We'll take the gold and the treasure easily

Rejoice
Ninjas rejoice
Rejoice
Ninjas rejoice

Hey ninjas
Now that we are a team
We'll attack that dude, Chuck Norris, we'll make him scream
We'll sneak up
Throw our shurikens
We'll slash and hack his dumb beard till the battle ends

Rejoice
Ninjas rejoice
Rejoice
Ninjas rejoice
SAYONARA!

(Words spoken during guitar solo)
(Me) Ninjas, we have defeated your longtime rivals,
Pirates and Chuck Norris.
Now I don't know what to do now!
(Ninja) There is one enemy left....
(Me) What? Who?!
(Ninjas) YOU!! How dare you use us in a parody attack!
(Insert generic samurai-movie sound effects here)
(Me) Blargh....

(Return to singing)

Rejoice
Ninjas rejoice
Rejoice
Ninjas rejoice

Rejoice
Ninjas rejoice
Rejoice
Ninjas re-SLASH!

Konnichiwa
Konnichiwa
Konnichiwa

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Christie Marie M - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Konnichiwa, DJ-sama! Slashing and dashing song! Must have fought a long and hard battle writing this parody! Oh, by the way, there's another Lady Gaga parody you ought to see. It's another Japan parody written by EmiLoca. You'll enjoy it a whole lot, I guarantee! She did a great job with that song and also made a recording for it! Take another 5 katanas, 5 shurikens, and 5 samurai swords!
DJ Blaze - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks again, Christie! I'll check out EmiLoca's parody. You should also check out Below Average Dave's parody "Love For Japan". It's a parody of "I'll Make Love To You" from Boyz 2 Men.

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