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Song Parodies -> "Drogba"

Original Song Title:

"Monster"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Automatic

Parody Song Title:

"Drogba"

Parody Written by:

Stretford420

The Lyrics

This is a direct parody, pertaining to one of Football (Soccer)'s biggest cheats...Chelsea Striker, Didier Drogba!
No Skill, Tonight Shots Mis-cued
Shots Mis-cued, Shots Mis-cued
A Good Sportsmanship Abuse
Abuse, Abuse

Without balance, hes let loose
let loose, let loose
Shooting like that needs an excuse
an excuse, an excuse

Whats that that the refs watching fall; is it a Drogba, Is it a Drogba?
whats that tripping over the ball, is it a Drogba, Is it a Drogba?
and whats that shooting , missing the goal is it a Drogba, is it a Drogba?
Whats that going down in the box??

Confused, and Brusied through diving
Through Diving, Through diving
Face Down, body into the ground
The Ground, The Ground

Screaming you fall, twist and shout
twist and shout, twist and shout
Stand up brush up get diving
Get diving, Get Diving

Whats that showing no f**king class, is it a Drogba, is it a Drogba?
Whats that screwing up a short pass, is it a Drogba, is it a Drogba?
Whats that making football fans snore is it a Drogba, is it a Drogba?
and whats that rolling round on the floor is it a Drogba, Is it a Drogba?!

First Check the ref isnt blind Isnt blind, Isnt Blind
Pretend to commit Suicide, Suicide, Suicide
Face Down, and fall through the ground, the ground, the ground
Scream, yell, cry and Roll Around, around, around

Whats that falling over the grass, is it a Drogba, is it a Drogba?
Whats that being a pain in the arse, is it a Drogba, is it a Drogba?
Whats that messing up his long shot, is it a Drogba, is it a Drogba?
Whats that player who needs to be shot, is it a Drogba, is it a Drogba?
3rd Parody now....another one which will amuse the football fans amongst the site users i hope.

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Overall Rating: 2.8

Total Votes: 6

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unbiased - May 21, 2012 - Report this comment
trash and troll song by an obvious hater or man utd fan.Live in misery and sadness that he isnt one of yours!

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