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Song Parodies -> "San Dimas High School Football Rules"

Original Song Title:

"San Dimas High School Football Rules"

Original Performer:

The Ataris

Parody Song Title:

"San Dimas High School Football Rules"

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The Lyrics

This song isnt meant to be funny, I just rewrote it adding in my own inside jokes and memories with my ex boyfriend that broke my heart :'-( So when you rate this song, rate it on its contents, not how funny it is - thnx! :-)
Last night, I had a dream, that we went to Six Flags
Went on all the rides, didnt have to wait in line
We went back to my house, where I laid there in your arms
You kissed my lips so softly as we made wishes on the stars.

We hung out at my house where we slept till half past two
Nothing could go wrong anytime that I'm with you
Like crashing a hotel room or leading up to that 1st kiss,
Or searching for that someone that you know will still exist

These are the things that make me free
I feel like im stuck in "Stand By Me"
This night was too good to be true

(Guitar Solo)

Today, I woke up alone wishing you were still with me,
I want us to be something, but you wont come back to me
Today I called you up, heard your voice on the phone,
Reminding me of our good times and that you left me all alone.

Mike, dont u understand that what I say is true?
I just want you to know that Im still in love with you
Id drive you to Las Vegas and get married like you wanted to
Id even have Wayne Newton sing that song to me and you.

I only wish that this could be,
Wont you please come back to me?
I hope I'll be your angel still

(Guitar Solo)
...Your angel

(Guitar - END)

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