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Song Parodies -> "Your Cow's Gay (Mine Is cool)"

Original Song Title:

"Drive Away"

Original Performer:

The All American Rejects

Parody Song Title:

"Your Cow's Gay (Mine Is cool)"

Parody Written by:

Stinky Marshmellow

The Lyrics

This is the sorrowful tale of a farmer with a really great cow that gets sick because the farmer feeds it wrong... *sniff sniff*
A sunny day
Still grass in the field
They're all out there grazing, grazing
Across the fence
Manure is piled up high,
That calf is a baby, baby

I wish I could drive away to the country back to the cows that I first saw
Only feed them grass and seeds,
I'll make you a recipe, yeah
Cross the pasture and pat his head,
Entered in a show, your cow is against mine,
I'll groom her finer than yours, and train her well,
P.S. cows say moo, forever and today,

Two weeks go by, (go by)
They haven't said whether
My cow has won,
It\s dying, dying
My thoughts progress,
The docter gives us more news,
Give her some meds, not lying, lying

I wish I could drive away to the Farm yard to save this cow that i love now
Oatmeal and Toast, not for a cow
No more poking sticks up her nose yeah,
I'll give her tea and keep an eye,
Out for her so she won't say good bye
I'm right this cow is never yours, your herd is lame,
P.S cows are cool, forever and today

Medication, all the pain,
That's perscribed by the vet
Things'll never be the same

I wish I could drive away to the henhouse back to the place where the hens ate
I used to feed them oats
I'll kick them out tomorrow,
Cuz I don't want Bessy to die,
Don't feed cows jello they'll get sick and die
I'll ride my bike over to the clinic
Because cows are cool
Forever and Today
Forever and Today
Forever and today
P.S my cow rules, forever and today

:) i know i've done better but that was fun

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