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Song Parodies -> "The Pants are Tight"

Original Song Title:

"It Ends Tonight"

Original Performer:

The All-American Rejects

Parody Song Title:

"The Pants are Tight"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

To all large people out ther, this one's for you ^_^ :
(Verse 1)

These Levi Jeans,
They Strangle Me
I don’t have any room at all…
My girlfriend bought ‘em
For .70
At a clearance sale in a mall


Have trouble breathing
My jewels are shrinking…
It’s not my fault I’m just big boned
It’s just not working
Pain's unnerving
I think they’re going to blow


No matter how I fight
The pants are tight
The pants are tight
It’ll be alright
Have less to bite
The pants are tight
The pants are tight

(Verse 2)

Now time has passed
And I’ve dieted
It’s time to try those pants again
But what is this?
They just won’t fit
I don’t know why I tried so hard…

(Then go to Pre-Chorus, then Chorus)


Now I’ve given up hope
It’s better than eating eggs without yolks
Least I tried, but it weren’t enough
It’s better than being a cheese buff
Guess those pants just won’t come on
I’ll get some bigger ones…

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 4

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Felicia - October 15, 2007 - Report this comment
That was great! Now, if the pacing was only SLIGHTLY better, it would have been 555 instead of 455. But over all, this was pretty good! And I appreciate you making a parody for us size 9'ers ;)

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