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Song Parodies -> "If You Wanna Eat Me"

Original Song Title:

"If You Wanna Hold Me"

Original Performer:

Terri Summers

Parody Song Title:

"If You Wanna Eat Me"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Another Zombie entry... from an unlikely OS which comes from a Bonus Scene off of a porn tape starring porn star Terri Summers!!! Yeah, she sang this really simple song and I adapted it!!!
If you wanna eat me
You got to kill me

If you wanna eat me
You got to kill me

Tear me
Bite me
Every Zombie
Eat me

You just can’t get enough?
Of this satisfaction?
Well, I’ve got news for you
Here is my reaction:

If you wanna eat me
You got to kill me

If you wanna eat me
You got to kill me

Shotgun,
MG,
Chainsaw,
Machete,
Broken glass,
Butcher knives,
Pitch fork,
MP-5,
Molotov,
Acid,
Barbed wire,
Axes,
Pistol,
Lawn mower,
Garage tools,
Flame thrower!!!

You just can’t get enough?
Of this satisfaction?
Well, I’ve got news for you
Here is my reaction:

DIE ZOMBIE, DIE!!!
DIE ZOMBIE, DIE!!!
DIE ZOMBIE, DIE!!!
DIE ZOMBIE, DIE!!!
Non-porn Terri Summer pic: http://www.picitup.com/celebs/http/img.freebase.com/api/trans/image_thumb/guid/9202a8c04000641f8000000000681a40%3Ferrorid=%252Ffreebase%252Fno_image_png&maxheight=500&mode=fit&maxwidth=500

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SnackinGrayMatter - August 29, 2011 - Report this comment
That's just crazy-cool, dude!!! I have all of those Anti-Zombie tools at my disposal except for maybe a true flamethrower- best to just use WD-40 and a lighter! Awesome!!!
SGM - August 29, 2011 - Report this comment
TY... am not a real big Zombie fan but I've heard that "WWZ" is the next big Zombie movie with Brad Pitt... ???
WCJ - August 31, 2011 - Report this comment
Mmmmm.... Brains! :-D Nice job! 5's! :-)

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