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This is the greatest and best food in the world.......Omelette
Long time ago, me and brother Tom here
We was getting, real real hungry
All of a sudden, we looked into the freezer
And then the fridge
And we saw

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Onion and Taters
And free range eggs

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Well me and Tom, we looked at each other
And we each said
'OK?'

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And we made the first thing that came to our heads
Just so happened to be
The Best food in the world
It was the best food in the world

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
Some eggs, an onion, n veg
Make a really great meal
It's so yummy

When you are hungry and theres nothing t'eat
Just grabs some eggs and an onion
And some vegetables

Needless to say
The meal was yum
Lick lick, went my happy tounge
There was washing to be done

We did it
Using fairy not angel
And we each said
Yep, we are all done

Rock

Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is just, the greatest food in the world. Yeh.
This is just an Omelette
Can you remember the greatest food in the world? No?
It's just an Omelette.
Yes it's the greatest food in the world.
All right
It's the greatest food in the world
All right
It's the greatest muthaf**kin' food in the world