This is the greates and best site in the world- Treeloot

A long time ago me and my brother Joe here
We were wandering down a long and boring page
When all of a sudden there shined a shiny banner
In the middle of the page
And It Said:

"Puuunch the mon-keeey in the head, to win twenty pounds."

Well me and Joe
We looked at each other
And we each said
"Okay."

And we punched the monkey straight in the head
It just so happened to be
A cunning little ploy
It was a cunning little ploy

"Welcome to Treeloot.com" it said
After we punched it squarley in the head
Thinking it were dead.
"Now click a place in the above tree
To stand any chance of winning money"
It said to me

Needless to say
We both were stunned
"Press close!" said my angry brother
And the page was done
He asked me,
"What were you thinking?"
And I said "HEY!"
"It was your idea"
"Boy"

Aaaah, aaaah woahoah etc

We forgot
Why we punched the monkey in the, head
It just went to Treeloot
Couldn't remember
Why we punched the monkey in the head, cos
It went to Treeloot

Oh Why
Did we punch it straight in the head
Oh Why
Did we punch it straight in the head
Oh Why

(scat solo)

And the peculiar thing is this my friend
The prize it offered on that fateful banner
It COULDN'T ACTUALLY BE CLAIMED ANYWHERE ON THE SITE!

It just went to Treeloot
You gotta believe us...