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Song Parodies -> "Pick of Destiny"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Tenacious D

Parody Song Title:

"Pick of Destiny"

Parody Written by:

Tenacious Lee

The Lyrics

Me and my friend made this song at school, yes that how bored we were.
Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
We of course were only born to entertain.

It's just the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
In the subject of Physics we get Mr Dwane

In Falkirk High, there was a guy called Craig
He is more Dangerous than the black Plague
He met Stephen and he taught him well
Stephen's now a geek and Craig's a rebel

He taught him truth tables and And Gates
Now their the best of the best of the greats
Stephen Changed his name to Tenacious Lee
And then they got the Pick of Destiny.

Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
If you didn't hear us we're going to tell you again

It's just the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
other plectrums are just too plain

Cause he who is sleazy,
Is easy to pleasy.
And she who is juicy,
Must be loosy-goosey.
And he who is groovy,
Will be in my movie,
So come on!

The Bully and the geek had a fight outside school
The Geek got beat up and called Very Uncool
Then the bully was sent to live in Istanbul

Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
Listen to our music and we'll blow your brain

It's just the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
Listen too our music and it'l drive you insane

Cause he who's a geezer,
Must live in my freezer.
And she who is starkey,
Is full of mularkey.
And he who is groovy,
Must be in my movie,
So come on!

Oh! Cause if you're a diva,
Then go to Geneva.
And if you're a crony,
Then suck on my bony.
And if you are groovy,
Then get in my movie!

It's called the Pick of Destiny!
The Pick of Destiny

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 2.2
Overall Rating: 2.2

Total Votes: 4

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Tim - February 21, 2008 - Report this comment
That was too much of the real song... horriblr
Tenacious Lee - May 30, 2008 - Report this comment
I know its terrible, i houldn't of put it on here.

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