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Song Parodies -> "The Hick From Tennessee"

Original Song Title:

"The Pick Of Destiny"

Original Performer:

Tenacious D

Parody Song Title:

"The Hick From Tennessee"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

The prequel to White Trash Story as only Tencaious D could tell it. OS is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L7NBU4krAw
Cause he’s the HICK!!!!
From Tennessee, y’all
In bed his sister’s rocking
He’s got twenty Great Danes

Cause he’s the HICK!!!
From Tennessee, y’all
More delicious than that
Skunk that we pulled from the drain

Near Chattanooga
Lived a man named Chet
Shot fifty bucks n’
Didn’t break a sweat
He met Bubba
And he taught him well
Of killing moose
With just one shotgun shell

Skunk cookouts
And huge monster trucks
Was no replacement
For the death of the bucks

They joined forces made a redneck team
With Bubba and the hick from Tennessee

He’s with the HICK!!!
From Tennessee, y’all
In rain or shine they’re hunting
Even in hurricanes

He’s with the HICK!!!
From Tennessee, y’all
Those tasty hooves
Cook better than some lobster from Maine

Cause he who is dirty
Is sure not that purdy
And her who’s hillbilly
She makes the best chili
But they who are shooting
Is whom we are rooting!
So shoot on!!!

The yokels and the deerfolk
They fought head to head
But deer do not have weapons
And soon they were dead
The forest knew the truth
Filled the chipmunks with dread

They fear the HICK!!!
From Tennessee, y’all
When they are done they’re drinking
Moonshine filling their brains

He’s the HICK!!!
From Tennessee, y’all
You know their driving’s better
Than in Hazard county

Cause she who is Britney
Has destroyed her kidney
And he who is White Trash
Is smoking the right hash
And he who is rowdy
Is bound to say, “Howdy”
Rednecks!!!

And if you are Sadie
You’re sure a drunk lady
The Cable Guy Larry
Your head is sure airy
So if you’re sick looting
Then come watch us shooting
We Shoot On!

He is… THE… HICK… FROM… TENNESSEE!!!!
The Hick From Tennessee!!!

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Peter Andersson - July 06, 2007 - Report this comment
From glam to hicks, now there's a stretch not even most amirighters could pull off so I gotta ask, did you drink too much moonshine? ;-)
Jack Wilson - July 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Now THAT ruled! 555 all around! Love the OS,love the parody
Below Average Dave - July 06, 2007 - Report this comment
I hope this song is not from personal expierence though.. ..verry funny.
McKludge - July 06, 2007 - Report this comment
I thought this was gonna be about Al Gore. Instead, this was f**king insane! I know it's still early July, but this smells like SOTM. Or is that the skunk cooking... 555
Red Ant - July 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Loved the "In rain or shine they’re hunting... Even in hurricanes" line.
Kn1ghtmar3 - November 05, 2007 - Report this comment
i thought this was a masterpiece in the making! I'd like to see more of your parodies. :D
Agrimorfee - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) Written as if The D wrote it themselves. Rock on!
Red Ant - December 08, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4-H) Great title sub and see above,
bobpiecheese - December 08, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4H) A hick parody from Matthias, who saw that one coming? ;) Loved the title sub, and the rest of it, of course.
Mikey Squirrel - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC- Excellent title sub. Shucks, this par-o-dee shure was purdy! Good work, Matthias.
stuart mcarthur - December 12, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) lol again at bobpie's comment - and the fact that "rooting" has an entirely different colloquial meaning in Aust didn't make this any less funny, Matthias - you do have it in for those hillbillies - 555
Guy - December 12, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC(H)>BR>
He's just the number one slick
He's the hick from Tennessee.

Likin' it.
littleCupCakes - December 12, 2007 - Report this comment
555's for all the jokes about the culture & folks of Tennessee! I hope it does not offend!
Kristof Robertson - December 12, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4H) Dang, Matty...what have those rednecks ever done to you? ;-) Another Appalachian side-splitter. 555
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - December 12, 2007 - Report this comment
**Originality (B): The idea is pretty good to this particular song. ***Pacing (A): This parody seemed like a b##ch to do, but you pulled it off, and it rhymed perfectly, and was formatted very well. ***Comedy (B): I'm not big on hick parodies in general, but this was more than that, and it wasn't a typical redneck joke. ***The X Factor (A) The difficulty of your parody and pulling off something hilarious to it was not easy, you succeeded in that though Matthias, and for that I applaud you.
adagio - December 12, 2007 - Report this comment
I was all set to be offended, being from Tennessee myself, but this was a difficult one to pull off, and it's about 'hicks'...I doubt if I'm one...: D Good job on this one.

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