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Song Parodies -> "Buck You Strongly"

Original Song Title:

"F*** Her Gently"

Original Performer:

Tenacious D

Parody Song Title:

"Buck You Strongly"

Parody Written by:

Uncle Buck Russell

The Lyrics

Hi i'm Uncle Buck Rusell.
Spoken intro

Bug: Ever hear of a tune up? (laughs)

Buck: Ever hear of a ritual killing? (Laughs)

Bug: I don't get it.

Buck: You knaw on her face again like that and you'll be one. (laughs)

This is a song for Tia
But Bug listen closely

Don't you know that i'm her Uncle Buck?
And what you do to Tia is not right, it's true.
You're trying to force her to make some love
And tried to give her some smooches too.

Sometimes you like to sqeeze
Sometimes you never say please
But i've got to say hey,
I’m gonna Buck you strongly
I’m gonna pound you toughly,
I’m gonna crush you roughly,
I’m gonna squash you passively.

Then i say would you like to see my hatchet?
Then i say it can cut a diamond
I think i would like to test this bad boy out
Could i test it out on you?
That’s what i tell you!

Would you like to see my drill?
It's really cool
I might use it sometime on you.
Do you like to feel pain?
Because if you do
I'd do all my kung fu moves on you.

And then I’m gonna crush you completely,
And then I'll buckin Buck you discreetly.
And then I'll bucking beat you completely
But then I’m gonna Buck you hard. (stretch)
Hard. (stretch more-so)

Spoken outro:

Buck: How would you like to spend the next several nights wondering if your crazy, out of work bum uncle will shave your head while you sleep? See you in the car.

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Andria - July 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Yet another parody by Dr Music, but before he was called Dr Music. The Uncle Buck theme (as in John Candy) and Tenacious D OS say it all. Circular file, please!
Dr M - February 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Airdna. Are you being evil again?

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