High above the mucky-muck, castle made of clouds,
There sits Wonder Rick, sitting oh so proudly.
Not much to say when you're high above the mucky-muck.
Yeah, yeah.
Wonder Rick, what is the secret of your power?
Wonder Rick, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man?

[spoken]
Now it's time for me to tell you about Young John Candyman,
fellow actor and best friend of Wonder Rick, with powers comparable to Wonder Rick.
What powers you ask? I dunno how 'bout the power of kindness?
That do anything for ya? That's generosity, holmes.
How 'bout the power to make you laugh from 200 yards away...
with his sense of humour! That's comedic talent, buddy.
How 'bout the power to move you?

[sung]
History of Wonder Rick and Young John Candyman
Riggah-goo-goo, riggah-goo-goo.
A secret to be told, a gold chest to be bold,
And blasting forth with three-part harmony, yeow!
Wonder Rick, what is the secret of your power?
Wonder Rick, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man?

[spoken]
Well, Wonder Rick and Young John Candyman joined forces;
they appeared on a show the likes of which have never been seen,
and they called that show SCTV. That's right,
[sung]
Rick! And JC!
[John Candy (spoken):] That's me.
[sung]
We're on SCTV!
Come fly with me, fly!

Wonder Rick, what is the secret of your power?
Wonder Rick, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man,
Oh!
[spoken]
Take my hand!
Young John Candyman, and we'll fly!
Bring out your broadsword.
There's the hydra.
Slice his throat!
And grab his scroat.
You take the high road,
I'll take the low.
There, the crevasse,
Warm it, with your mighty heart.