Living long across the street, in suburban town
there live Drake and Josh, living all so nicely.
Not much to say when you're living in surburban town
Yeah, yeah.
Drake and Josh, they're more than mates they are brothers
Drake and Josh, i always watch them on a their T.V show now.

[spoken]
Now it's time for me to tell you about Miss Megan
annoying sister and tormentor of Drake and Josh, with schemes to humilate poor Drake and Josh.
What schemes you ask? I dunno, how about buckets of water all over the door?
That do anything for ya? That's called a prank, holmes.
How about invading their privacy
with Spyware! That's called spying, Kyle.
How 'bout the talent, to annoy them?

[sung]
History of Drake and Josh and Miss Megan
Riggah-goo-goo, riggah-goo-goo.
A duo that is as good as gold, a good show to behold
And having fun with comedic comedy
Drake and Josh, They're more than mates they are brothers.
Drake and Josh, i always watch them on their T.V Show, now.

[spoken]
Well, Drake and Josh and Miss Megan they entered showbiz
they star in a show the likes of which have never been seen,
They call that show Drake and Josh. That's right,
[sung]
Drake Bell! And Josh Peck!
[Josh (spoken):] That's me.
[sung]
We're now Draaaa-aake and Josh
Come rock with me, rock!

Drake and Josh, they're more than mates they are brothers
Drake and Josh, i always watch them on their TV show now,
Oh!
[spoken]
Watch with me,
Watch Drake and Josh, and we'll rock.
This show is funny, let's sit and watch.
Hug my brotha!
Rock on Drake!
You're cool Josh!
You take the left spot
I'll take the right.
There, the show's on.
Let's watch it, and enjoy the show!