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Song Parodies -> "The Worst Drink in the World"

Original Song Title:

"The Greatest Song In The World"

Original Performer:

Tenacious D

Parody Song Title:

"The Worst Drink in the World"

Parody Written by:

Sim

The Lyrics

I love the song, making parodies of it is good fun though! Hope you like it, It's quite close to the original. LEMON COKE SUCKS! :)
[spoken]
This is the worst and most disgusting drink in the world...Lemon Coke.

Bout half an hour ago me and my brother Kyle here,
we was buyin' from a big and freezing freezer.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny advertisement... in the middle... of the freezer.
AND IT READ:
[sung]
"Drink the worst drink in the world, and I'll rot your guts."
[spoken]
Well me and Kyle, we looked at the ad,
AND WE EACH SAID... "Okay."
[sung]
And we drank the picture that was on the ad,
Just so happened to be,
The Worst Drink in the World, it was The Worst Drink in the World.

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
Never drink that stuff, cause it tastes like pee.
It was real crappy.
Once every hundred-thousand days or so,
The advertisement says "YES!", but we say no,
And it continues sooo...

Needless to say, the shopkeeper was stunned.
"DON'T EVER DRINK THAT STUFF AGAIN!",
And the geek was stunned.
He asked us: "(snort) Be that Pepsi?"
And we said, "Nay. It is but Lemon Coke."
YUCK!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest Drink in the World, no.
This is just a Lemon Coke.
Couldn't find out The Greatest Drink in the World, no, no.
This is a Lemon Coke, oh, It's not The Greatest Drink in the World,
All right! It's not the The Greatest Drink in the World,
All right! It was the worst damn disgusting tasting drink in the world.
[2-part skat]
[spoken]
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the Coke we drank that fateful while ago it didn't actually taste
anything like a COKE!.
[sung]
This is just a Lemon Coke! You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of taste.
Ah, yuck! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop drinking it.
[skat]
All right! All right!

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