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Song Parodies -> "The Crappiest Program In The World"

Original Song Title:

"The Greatest Song In The World"

Original Performer:

Tenacious D

Parody Song Title:

"The Crappiest Program In The World"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Well, I changed some of the lyrics since there is quite strong swearing. Enjoy this parody, even though a lot of it doesn't make sense! lol!
This is the useless and crappiest program on earth.......AOL.

Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here,
we was surfin' on a long and disturbing website,
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny the middle....of the page.
"Download the best program in the world, or I'll stuff your comp."
Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other,
and we each said... "Okay."
And we downloaded the crappy program,
Just so happened to be,
The Program called AOL, it was The Program called AOL.

Surf around the net and it's easy to see
It's the crappiest program in history,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred thousand days or so,
When the sun doth shine or the moon doth glow,
AOL sucks so.....

Needless to say, the link was stunned,
The editor got rid of it,
And the link was done.
It asked us: "(snort) Did you download?"
And we said, "Nay. We installed."
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Crappiest program in the world, no.
This is just AOL.
Couldn't remember The Crappiest program in the world, no, no.
This is just AOL.
All right! It was The Crappiest program in the world,
All right! It was the crappiest damn program in the world.
[2-part skat]
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the Program we downloaded that night,
This is just AOL! You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah,damn! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find we downloaded it.
All right! All right!

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