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Song Parodies -> "Jokaplaya"

Original Song Title:

"I'm A Playa"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tech N9ne

Parody Song Title:

"Jokaplaya"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

A tribute to Jokaplaya (aka Ian,JP,and JPP) from the Closing Logo Group and the closing logo videos of Seth Van Noy Nelson (aka sethn172),another Closing Logo Group member.
Seth Nelson had something to bring
It's Ian's Worldvision logo parody thing
80's Torch Lady from the Columbia Nightmare 3
Going forward,backward,and back to forward,you'll see

I just saw his third BBC surprise ending up
With The Rock and his "12 days of Christmas knockoff",had enough?
And if you a backwards Lionheart logo sucked
So does the "red logo" of New Line Cinema,out of luck

If you the Blue Mountain from Paramount
If you're very afraid of the most fearsome logos in town
If you hear me Paramount's "Closet Killer" all around
If I had thought Alan Landsburg and Reeves had got you down

If too many logo reversals can be
As much scary as the logos of British ABC
The Multimedia entertainment is out of the pavement
Viacom's V of Doom upsets me

Jokaplaya,Jokaplaya,Jokaplaya,Jokaplaya
Jokaplaya,Jokaplaya,Jokaplaya,Jokaplaya
Oh oh Jokaplaya
Jokaplaya,Jokaplaya,Jokaplaya,Jokaplaya
Jokaplaya,Jokaplaya,Jokaplaya,Jokaplaya
Oh oh Jokaplaya

Jokaplaya has every logo you've ever seen
However,even though some production logos were obscene
Jokaplaya and Seth showed logos
Jokaplaya's got the logo vanities that really never go-go

I do want a creppy logo that is Genesis
Coming from the 1990's never had an arch nemesis
We hate United Artists,how stupid
Genesis/New World merger? Well,there isn't such logo thing as "exodus"

Well Jokaplaya,logo gazer
Fox was rippin' off the MGM with MTM
I'm in hot pursuit of the Closing logo surprise spoofs,nothing to proof

A backwards DiC logo was showing on the UA
Nighmare I've seen's not giving me a very ugly day
And the "giggling goose" shouldn't have to really vamoose
And I'm not getting loose yet,seeing stuff a great way

Jokaplaya,Jokaplaya,Jokaplaya,Jokaplaya
Jokaplaya,Jokaplaya,Jokaplaya,Jokaplaya
Oh oh Jokaplaya
Jokaplaya,Jokaplaya,Jokaplaya,Jokaplaya
Jokaplaya,Jokaplaya,Jokaplaya,Jokaplaya
Oh oh Jokaplaya

Never ever tell them about closing logo stuff
These logos pop up nonstop till you had enough
And you should know old school scary logos keep popping up
So forget all that stupid WGBH crud

The Metromedia Producers Corporation
Logo '85 is quite a thrilling senation
Right before 20th Century Fox TV plasters
And here it goes,closing logos,Mark VII disaster

Don't tell a #1 to make a logo rip-off
I know that there are logos that are making me cough
If you closing logo experts just realized
I hope there is gonna be another Paramount surprise

To all the logos that are showing up,come and go
To all my fellow guys at ZippyVideos
This is forever Seth,having clever things Jokaplaya
Closing logos,great TV will never change

Jokaplaya,Jokaplaya,Jokaplaya,Jokaplaya
Jokaplaya,Jokaplaya,Jokaplaya,Jokaplaya
Oh oh Jokaplaya
Jokaplaya,Jokaplaya,Jokaplaya,Jokaplaya
Jokaplaya,Jokaplaya,Jokaplaya,Jokaplaya
Oh oh Jokaplaya
Jokaplaya,Jokaplaya,Jokaplaya,Jokaplaya
Jokaplaya,Jokaplaya,Jokaplaya,Jokaplaya
Oh oh Jokaplaya
Jokaplaya,Jokaplaya,Jokaplaya,Jokaplaya
Jokaplaya,Jokaplaya,Jokaplaya,Jokaplaya
Oh oh Jokaplaya
Check out http://sethn172.zippyvideos.com/ for the JPP (Jokaplaya Entertainment) funny videos.

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