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Song Parodies -> "Bacteria, Heck No!"

Original Song Title:

"America F*** Yeah"

Original Performer:

Team America Soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"Bacteria, Heck No!"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Bacteria... Bacteria...
Bacteria! HECK NO! Coming back so they can ruin your day, though
Bacteria! HECK NO! Cleaning yourself up is the best way though
Salmonella, your game is through, cause now you have to jump off too
Bacteria! HECK NO! so wash your butt, face, arms, and legs
Bacteria! HECK NO! What else you got to do when they come for you now,
it’s the germs that you might share; infectin' everyone else, HECK NO!

Salmonella, HECK NO!
Junin virus, HECK NO!
Mycoplasma, HECK NO!
Typhus, HECK NO!
Earwax, HECK NO!
Parasites, HECK NO!
Yersinia, HECK NO!
Shigella, HECK NO!
HECK NO!

Wigglesworthia, HECK NO!
Rabies, HECK NO!
Q fever, HECK NO!
Batonella, HECK NO!
Jock itch, HECK NO!
Aneurysm, HECK NO!
Sinuses, HECK NO!
E. Coli, HECK NO!
Uvulitus, HECK NO!
Formaldehyde (Heck no, heck no!)

Erwinia, HECK NO!
Stewart's Wilt, HECK NO!
Alzheimer's, HECK NO!
Serratia, HECK NO!
Tumor, HECK NO!
Stench, HECK NO!
Toothaches, HECK NO!
Back pains, HECK NO!
Hafnia, HECK NO!
Enterobacter (enterobacter)
(Heck no, heck no!)
Pantoea
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Agrimorfee - October 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Oh crap...please don't tell me you have 100 ideas to do with this song. If you do have any compassion for your fellow man...PLEASE for the love of God and ChuckyG, don't do it.
Ethan - October 15, 2008 - Report this comment
and some of these are clearly not bacteria
Christie Marie M - October 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Truth is, I liked your "It's Biblical, Bless Yeah!" parody better. Certain bacteria that you might have added to your song would have been: Streptococcus, dengue (fever), ameobiasis, malaria, vibrio, sepsis, etc. But I find the "wash your butt, face, arms, and legs" line funny!

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