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Song Parodies -> "Return Club"

Original Song Title:

"Fifteen"

Original Performer:

Taylor Swift

Parody Song Title:

"Return Club"

Parody Written by:

Johnny Nguyen

The Lyrics

You take a deep breath and you walk through the school
It's the morning of your very first return
You say "Good morning" to your friends you ain't seen in a while
Try and stay out of everybody's audience
It's your freshman year and you're gonna be nice
For the next four years in this town
Hoping one of those senior boys will wink at you and say,
"You know I haven't seen you around before."

'Cause when you're in the return club and somebody tells you they love you
You're gonna believe them
And when you're in the return club
Feeling like there's nothing to figure out
Well, go to school, take it in
This is life before you know who you're gonna be
The Return Club

You sit in class next to a redhead named Abigail
And soon enough you're best friends
Laughing at the other girls who think they're so cool
We'll be out of here as soon as we say
And then you're on your very first date and he's returning
And you're feeling like flying
And your mamma's waiting up and you're thinking he's the one
And you're dancing 'round your room when the night ends
When the night ends

'Cause when you're in the return club and somebody tells you they love you
You're gonna believe them
When you're in the return club
And your first kiss makes your head spin round
But in your life you'll do things greater than marrying the girl on the football team
But I didn't know it at the return club

When all you wanted was to be wanted
Wish you could go back and tell yourself what you know now

Back then I swore I was gonna marry him a big day
But I realized some bigger dreams of mine
And Abigail gave everything she had to a girl who changed his mind
And we both cried

'Cause when you're in the return club and somebody tells you they love you
You're gonna believe them
And when you're in the return club
Don't forget to look before you succeed
I've found time can heal most anything
And you just might find who you're supposed to be
I didn't know who I was supposed to be at in the return club

La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la

Your very first return
Take a deep breath, girl
Take a deep breath as you walk through the doors.

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