-> "Can I Kick You Out?"
Original Song Title:
"Do I Make You Proud?"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Can I Kick You Out?"
The Lyrics
I’ve never been the one to share my home.
That’s not for me, but now that’s all I’ve done,
Because of you.
Now I climb the walls.
My fridge ain’t full. I can’t walk in the nude.
I had you stay for one day, maybe two.
Now I can see
That you won’t leave.
You’ve here for six whole days now!
This is what I scream about:
You’ve become the guest who bugs me now.
But can I kick you out?
Crowded in, and I can’t breathe now,
And I am afraid I’m freaking out.
But can I kick you out?
I guess I’ve learned that sharing is a pain!
Where’s my fav’rite comb? Did you clog up the drain?
I’ve learned to host a guest eternally!
But I’ve learned a guest
Can turn into a leech!
This is what I scream about:
You’ve become the guest who lays about.
But can I kick you out?
Crowded in, and I can’t breathe now.
Must I call the cops to drag you out?
But can I kick you out?
Listen up: you need
To move on.
Listen up: you need
To go home.
Please, go home!
This is why I scream and shout
Telling you the welcome has worn out!
So can I kick you,
I’ll evict you out!
This is what I dream about:
Having my own space to move about.
So can I kick you out?
Crowded in, and I can’t breathe now.
Now I must reclaim my space and house!
So I must kick you out!
(repeat chorus)
This is what I dream about:
Having my own space to move about.
So I must kick you…
I must kick you out!
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