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Once, I wrote a real catchy song
And everybody sang along
‘Cos it stuck in their head, and it went straight to the top
An advertising agency
Wondered if it was alright with me
To use my song in an ad
I guess I didn’t stop, stop, stop…
To really think about what I had done
And so I sold it on, yes I sold it on…… oh ho…
Oh come on, yeah it’s wrong, but that song
Is a goldmine going strong
You’d do it too you know I’m right, dead right
And they said
Use your head, you’ll get paid
Lots of bread to sell our shite….. sell our shite!
Not such a great song anymore
It tells you “hit the store
And buy some groceries
‘Cos it’s BOGOF* on the beer”
And now they’re getting clearer to me
The images that people see
A supermarket hall, with that bloke off Top Gear, oh dear…
I wish I’d known before what I know now
Undo it all somehow, wish that I knew how….. oh ho…
What a con, Morriss-ons, led me on
Credibility has gone
Sold with that ditty’s copyright, that’s right
So confused, should’ve choosed to refuse
Now it’s used for sellin’ shite….. sellin’ shite!
Once used to move you
Soulful like songs ought to be
Now it just proves you
Watch all the ads on tv!
That refrain, not again
I can hear you all complain
It’s on all morning, noon and night, alright
I admit, I’m a tit, used a hit
Just to sell a bit of shite… sell some shite!
Chart topping single
Me at my musical peak
Now it’s a jingle
Muzak to shop to each week!
I can’t deny it
Now it’s an anthem to greed
You’ll want to buy it -
Shite that you don’t really need!
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