Song Parodies -> The Supermarket

Original Song Title:

"Shine"

Original Performer:

Take That

  
Parody Song Title:

"The Supermarket"

Parody Written by:

Christopher Long

This song was inspired by Shine being used in the Morrisons advert.
You, your needed in aisle 3
To check that DVD
But your stuck in the mall
And there's no way out
these biscuits look good to me
And now where's the rich tea
We're all just walking along
Trying to get out
Where's the vegetation gone to now,
in the shopping mall.

Salomon, salmon where have you gone?
I don't know what I'm looking for
The till is ringing, number 8.
Salmon, is it friend or on a plate?

Where's the wine? x3
Shop, shop, see the bread on that shelf
Its not going to buy itself
These eggs are free range
they're only £1.

You only need to open your eyes
to see those turkey thighs
they may taste so good
You can keep them for a while
Don't let the deli price keep you down
But your stuck in the food hall

Salmon, Salon, where you have you gone?
I don't know what I'm looking for
The till is ringing number 8.
Salomon, is it fried or on a plate?
Where's the wine? x3
There's the soda.
Bring those tomatoes to me.

Salmon, Salon, where you have you gone?
I don't know what I'm looking for
The till is ringing number 8.
Salomon, is it fried or on a plate?
Where's the wine? x3

There's the soda.
Bring those tomatoes to me. X3

Salmon, Salon, where you have you gone?
I don't know what I'm looking for
The till is ringing number 8.
Salomon, is it fried or on a plate?
Where's the wine? x3
There's the soda.
Bring those tomatoes to me.
(X3)

Salmon, Salon, where you have you gone?
I don't know what I'm looking for
The till is ringing number 8.
Salomon, is it fried or on a plate?
Where's the wine? x3
Bring all the bottles to me
Where's the wine?
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