Just had an operation
Still hurting from my minor op
To swap my genetalia
Mister Winkle has been cut off
Look close inside my body, you'll find that I've
Got female reproductive organs

Now I
Can't drive
Took my deep voice and my tail
So I can be female
So I

Had a little operation
I really wanna start over again
I was the nurses' favourite patient
I won't try it on 'cause they just like men

I'll try to be strong
My waist size? I'm lying so badly
They're complicated and oh so bitchy

'Cuz I
Drink Wine
And I don't wanna watch football
Just look beautiful
Can't drive

I'm of the female nation, yeah
I like carnations, yeah
And the scars where my peep used to be say I've made a mistake, yeah

Regret my operation
I was pretty mistaken, woah

'Cuz I
Am not a guy
Now my mascara is running
'Cuz I am a woman
I'll cry
Do I wear too much foundation?
How I miss my genetalia
I thought that being a woman
It wouldn't be sullen
But I
Want another operation..