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Song Parodies -> "Arya I'd Choose"

Original Song Title:

"I Dare You To Move"

Original Performer:

Switchfoot

Parody Song Title:

"Arya I'd Choose"

Parody Written by:

Kim Sanders

The Lyrics

yeah, i know, the pacing's off, but "Eragon" and "Eldest" are awesome books. Christopher Paolini rocks!
Arya Drottningu.
Elf of Ellesmera.
Clever, refined,
Wins every fight.
Skilled with sword and bow and arrows.
Slices right through an Urgal's marrow!
Brings hope to the Varden,
And Du Weldenvarden.

Arya I'd choose,
Arya I'd choose,
If the protagonist of the book could be changed.
She'll bring peace to Alagaesia,
She'll bring prosperity.
She'll destroy Galbatorix,
She'll have that tyrant hanged!

Loyal to Islandazi
Her tatoo proves as much
She never eats meat.
She's quick on her feet.
Captured by a Shade but escaped,
Saved from a poisonous fate.

Arya I'd choose,
Arya I'd choose,
If the protagonist of the book could be changed.
She'll bring peace to Alagaesia,
She'll bring prosperity.
She'll destroy Galbatorix,
She'll have that tyrant hanged!

She saved the egg from Durza in the Spine.
Eragon found it and said, "Now it's mine."
A Shur'tugal, Saphira by his side.
And it's all because,
It is all because,
Arya was there.


Arya I'd choose,
Arya I'd choose,
If the protagonist of the book could be changed.
She'll bring peace to Alagaesia,
Eragon is in love.
She'll destroy Galbatorix,
She'll have that tyrant hanged!



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Pacing: 2.8
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*cry* - October 16, 2005 - Report this comment
someone leave a comment, PLEASE!
Switchfoot rox - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
dis crix fixin gater oh, darn my god free hot mog
Kim- who now hates her pen-name - March 07, 2006 - Report this comment
I KNOW THE PACING SUCKS, BUT COME ON CHRIS PAOLINI FANS- HELP ME OUT HERE!!

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