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Song Parodies -> "Laxative"

Original Song Title:

"Meant to Live"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Switchfoot

Parody Song Title:

"Laxative"

Parody Written by:

Bryan Pardue

The Lyrics

Wand'ring 'round the parking lot
And hoping that the toilet will survive
Clenching buttcheeks with her hands and,
Wishing she'd taken the stuff at five, five.

Evil laxative works so much more
Then we thought it would
Something churning inside
Something churning inside
Evil laxative works so much more
Then we thought it would
Something churning inside

Feeling all the consequences
Dreaming that her arse was still on fire
Maybe she's been eating more than her share of cheese
Pass her the x-lax now please, now please

Evil laxative works so much more
Then we thought it would
Something churning inside
Something churning inside
Evil laxative works so much more
Then we thought it would
Something churning inside

She wants more than the taste of the coffee
She wants more than the taste of the coffee
She wants less of the poo to be frothy
And enemas outside cleanse her of her pride
Yeah!

Evil laxative works so much more
Then we thought it would
Evil laxative works so much more
Then we thought it would
Evil laxative works so much more
Then we thought it would
Evil laxative
Evil laxative

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 12

Voting Breakdown

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Joelle - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
(Gross Parody contest) 5's for grossness! Evil laxative indeed!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
(Gross) Your rhyming for 'coffee' was... ahem... appropriate. I didn't prepare myself for how gross these gross parodies would be. Mine is a stifled fart compared to this stuff!
Johnny D - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
(Gross) Austin Powers' arch-enemy, Dr. Evil, goes to the doctor to get relief from constipation...the doctor prescribes a laxative....QUIZ TIME: What question does Dr. Evil ask the doctor about the laxative?
Jeff Reuben - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Poop seems to be the theme of this round =)
Paul Robinson - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(Gross Contest) DKTOS - Very Gross read, though...
Claude Prez - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Frothy, eh? Pretty gross stuff. Good job.
Cody Slusher - June 06, 2009 - Report this comment
That is pretty good

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