Song Parodies -> Mortified (At Picket Signs)
| Original Song Title: | "More Than Fine" |
| Original Performer: | Switchfoot |
| Parody Song Title: | "Mortified (At Picket Signs)" |
| Parody Written by: | Elyse Durham |
This song is targeted at anti-war protesters across the country. It shows how ridiculous 'pacifism' really is-because no peace without the justice and freedom that God wants to give the world is real. Enjoy this parody-and God Bless America! :) PS: Switchfoot rocks!
While we're all Baghdad-storming,
I won't put up with pacifists,
'Cause I know war's necessary, war's necessary.
When I'm out at the noontime,
I despise your anti-war signs.
You say no war is okay, no war is okay.
We will blow him up, blow him up.
We'll take Sadaam's crown.
Yes we'll blow him up, blow him up.
We'll take Sadaam down.
I'm mortified, at your misspelled picket signs.
Mortified, that you'd act this way, this way.
We will give Iraq freedom,
Still you question George's wisdom.
If you don't like Dubya's way, just leave the U.S.A., okay?
When are you shutting up, shutting up?
Enough of your crap!
You know they'd shoot you up, shoot you up
If this was Iraq...
I'm mortified
At your misspelled picket signs.
Mortified,
That you'd act this way, this way.
We're more that oceans away from the war.
(I bet Dubya's dad wishes he'd killed him before!)
You wouldn't protest this way, were Hussein next door-
You'd want your own gun, want your own gun, yeah...
I'm mortified, at your misspelled picket signs.
Mortified, that you'd act this way, this way.
I won't put up with pacifists,
'Cause I know war's necessary, war's necessary.
When I'm out at the noontime,
I despise your anti-war signs.
You say no war is okay, no war is okay.
We will blow him up, blow him up.
We'll take Sadaam's crown.
Yes we'll blow him up, blow him up.
We'll take Sadaam down.
I'm mortified, at your misspelled picket signs.
Mortified, that you'd act this way, this way.
We will give Iraq freedom,
Still you question George's wisdom.
If you don't like Dubya's way, just leave the U.S.A., okay?
When are you shutting up, shutting up?
Enough of your crap!
You know they'd shoot you up, shoot you up
If this was Iraq...
I'm mortified
At your misspelled picket signs.
Mortified,
That you'd act this way, this way.
We're more that oceans away from the war.
(I bet Dubya's dad wishes he'd killed him before!)
You wouldn't protest this way, were Hussein next door-
You'd want your own gun, want your own gun, yeah...
I'm mortified, at your misspelled picket signs.
Mortified, that you'd act this way, this way.
(C)2003 Elyse Durham
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i can not believe this. first of all, switchfoot is an amazing band with so much talent and inspiration, and no one should every make fun of them. second, switchfoot is a christian band and to turn a song that is about living for more then this worlds got to offer, into a song about killing is, just down right wrong. YOU SUCK! never dis switchfoot or turn their beautifully poetic songs into something as terrible as war.
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