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Song Parodies -> "Almost Dead (Going Unfed)"

Original Song Title:

"Over my Head (Better off Dead)"

Original Performer:

Sum 41

Parody Song Title:

"Almost Dead (Going Unfed)"

Parody Written by:

Moneyman12

The Lyrics

I'm one of the many faces of Werepyre411. This is a song about Anorexia.
What happened to you?
I can see your rib cage because you're so thin now.
This look is really new
I can surely see your spine when you try to bow.

I really can't
Make sense of this diet you got in
I'm not sure you can be so thin
I'm bawling, I'm bawling!

Now you're almost dead, Get off those (diet) meds,
You're turning red, You're going unfed!
Now just chew, on that new crew
This anorexia's getting to you!

It puts to concern, ma'am
How you look to me like I don't know 'bout crash diets
I guess you never heard about weight regain programs
They'll see you and start riots

And if you had to say good bye to South Beach,
It puts further weight loss outta reach
I'm bawling,
I'm bawling...

Now you're almost dead, Get off those (diet) meds,
You're turning red, You're going unfed!
Now just chew, on that new crew
This anorexia's getting to you!

This came a page before your overweight stage,
You're going to live a nightmare
You weigh 0 pounds on the scale,
You're seriously thin as a nail!

You better really pig out on King Size Reeses,
Pig out on McDonald's and King Size Reeses!

Now you're almost dead, Get off those (diet) meds,
You're turning red, You're going unfed!
Now just chew, on that new crew
This anorexia's getting to you!

Almost Dead, Going Unfed
Almost Dead, Going Unfed
Those that are taking crash diets, learn a lesson from this song, but no offense :)

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Moneyman12 - December 28, 2007 - Report this comment
And before anyone tells me I'm upvoting myself... AM NOT! Someone's lurking, upvoting, I'm blessed somehow!
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - December 28, 2007 - Report this comment
My computer shows no votes at all .. .but here's some 5s to get you started.
Moneyman12 - December 31, 2007 - Report this comment
I know, but my previous songs have been upvoted and... HOLY CRAP, IT'S BADAVE! *faints*

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