The B*****d is stalling.
He just keeps on calling.
He's walking in circles again.
Just as things were looking up,
he barged on in and dropped his stuff.
I'll kill if I see him one more time.
Maybe I'm just trying too hard.
My family is closer to him.
He's gone too far.

Chorus: What's up with this creep,
moving in my keep?
What's above in his head?
Bob is just a blunder.
Now he just won't leave,
and I'm trying to keep sanity in my head.
But Bob is just a blunder.
Bob is just a blunder. (To man.)

It seems like each time,
he drives me out of my mind.
He just jumped on top of my back again today.
Whenever I complain,
he just becomes a bigger pain.
Well now I just had another psychotic break.
Maybe he's just going too far.
I think I would like to run him down with my car.

Chorus

I can't sit back and take this guy.
He makes me want to scream and cry.
I hate him.
He's so jaded.
I can't hide from this neurotic ignoramous.
So believe me. It's not easy.
It seems he's driving me crazy.

Chorus