I tried that thing "working"
it just wasn't worth it
I just don't like paying any bills
But I'll have it easy
my parents will feed me
and I'll get to sleep in my old bed

You can call me a worthless slob
but they were mean to me at my job
They all say I should act more grown
but I'm still only 30 years old
and I'm better off living at home

My dad is disgusted
my mom's disapointed
I'm sleeping all day and getting fat
And I watch lots of T.V
they ask, when I'm leaving
and when is the last time I took a bath?

But they should know I'm still depressed
I'll do some chores when my meds take effect
They all say I should act more grown
but I'm still only 30 years old
and I'm better off living at home

South Park's on!

"You are a turd, son,
you need to be workin'"
I just look sad and say "you're wrong"
Then, I see on T.V
a commercial intrigues me
yea, and a lightbulb in my head, it goes on

I've been depressed all of my life
I think I should try to get SSI
They all say I should act more grown
but I'm just a screwed up 30 year old
and I'm better off living at home