Drinking through the ages like my name was Ted Kennedy
I'm hooked on beer, scotch, and tequila
As a kid, was a skid, drinking before I could read
Made my own shotglasses cause nobody sold

I know I'm not the one that gets no DUI's
Never stopping, always crashing when I'm behind the wheel
The drunk feeling that I crave, don't tell me to behave
I'm sick of always hearing "stop drinking"

I don't wanna ever stop
Become another do-gooder of society
I'll never fall in line, become another f-er who lives with their mom
And back down

Because you don't know me at all I'll drink it all night
But what would you expect from a life that's so tight
Margaritas, and brandy, it's how I was raised
Miller and Coors were the beers that I praised

'Cause I like holding shots of good tequila
Getting DUI is just a minor offence
It's none of your concern, I wanna keep drinking
It's real pointless to tell me I should stop

I don't wanna ever stop
Become another do-gooder of society
I'll never fall in line, become another f-er who lives with their mom
And back down

Don't count on me, I will never stop
Don't count on me, I'd rob a whole shop
Don't count on me, the beer is great
Don't count on me, to ever masturbate

Well, I'm a, no goodnick drinking middle-class @ss
Tequila and scotch is what I go for
You'll be standing in the kitchen watching me get hungover
But you shouldn't care so just leave me alone
'Cause if I don't crash into you, I'll vomit on you
You're right in my way, let me get a DUI
I like alcoholic margaritas, drinking in gallons,
The doctor said I have an incurable problem.

I don't wanna ever stop
Become another do-gooder of society
I'll never fall in line, become another f-er who lives with their mom
And back down
(Don't wanna ever stop) do-godder of society
(Don't wanna ever stop) become another f-er who lives with their mom
And back down