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Song Parodies -> "Big Drinker"

Original Song Title:

"Fat Lip"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sum 41

Parody Song Title:

"Big Drinker"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Arons

The Lyrics

Disclamair: Be mature enough to accept this song for what it is. Don't whine to me about the quantity of beer talk in this.
Drinking through the ages like my name was Ted Kennedy
I'm hooked on beer, scotch, and tequila
As a kid, was a skid, drinking before I could read
Made my own shotglasses cause nobody sold

I know I'm not the one that gets no DUI's
Never stopping, always crashing when I'm behind the wheel
The drunk feeling that I crave, don't tell me to behave
I'm sick of always hearing "stop drinking"

I don't wanna ever stop
Become another do-gooder of society
I'll never fall in line, become another f-er who lives with their mom
And back down

Because you don't know me at all I'll drink it all night
But what would you expect from a life that's so tight
Margaritas, and brandy, it's how I was raised
Miller and Coors were the beers that I praised

'Cause I like holding shots of good tequila
Getting DUI is just a minor offence
It's none of your concern, I wanna keep drinking
It's real pointless to tell me I should stop

I don't wanna ever stop
Become another do-gooder of society
I'll never fall in line, become another f-er who lives with their mom
And back down

Don't count on me, I will never stop
Don't count on me, I'd rob a whole shop
Don't count on me, the beer is great
Don't count on me, to ever masturbate

Well, I'm a, no goodnick drinking middle-class @ss
Tequila and scotch is what I go for
You'll be standing in the kitchen watching me get hungover
But you shouldn't care so just leave me alone
'Cause if I don't crash into you, I'll vomit on you
You're right in my way, let me get a DUI
I like alcoholic margaritas, drinking in gallons,
The doctor said I have an incurable problem.

I don't wanna ever stop
Become another do-gooder of society
I'll never fall in line, become another f-er who lives with their mom
And back down
(Don't wanna ever stop) do-godder of society
(Don't wanna ever stop) become another f-er who lives with their mom
And back down
Go to it at http://www.epinions.com/content_4015890564. It was written by me there.

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anielda haltessa - May 19, 2005 - Report this comment
funny parode,poor riming.did you write this parode based of pesanal expearences,just asking?

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