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Song Parodies -> "The Dell Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Hell Song"

Original Performer:

Sum 41

Parody Song Title:

"The Dell Song"

Parody Written by:

J Money

The Lyrics

Everybody has a laptop
Everybody says I should get one too
The incessant nags are gonna stop
I'll get a brand new desktop that's what I'll do

Mine will be customized
With the best features money can buy
The fastest processor there is
I can't believe that they come in blue, think I'll buy two

Any problem that appears in it I'll try
To shut it down and put it on standby
Complications with it please use the help line
They'll solve your problems with their piece of mind

Making endless monthly payments
I still feel like its worth it
Take cash, or check here's my ID charge it to me

{Chorus x2}

Labor and parts for free
Upgraded till 2004
Has three year warranty
Password programs keep it secure
Getting three more

I have finally got a desktop
Now everyone wants to use it too
I just tell them that its in the shop
Getting more things for it to do

{Chorus x2}

(Why are PCs that are so dope
Never end up getting chose
Now I have found the one for me
Thanks to that moron on TV) {x2}

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BiGdUdE111 - May 21, 2003 - Report this comment
MY GOD THIS IS A REALLY FUNNY PARODY I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!! im totally serious i think its awesome this is great and very creative and perfectly rhymed i love it GOOD JOB i rated it straight 5's
BiGdUdE111 - May 21, 2003 - Report this comment
I LOVED IT THIS WAS AWESOME sorry if i already have a comment up here but i pressed the back button so im not sure if that one made it but if it didnt I LOVE THIS PARODY ITS AWESOEM AND VERY FUNNY

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