Rummaging through the room like weed I had zero
Well I'm hangin out smokin thinkin' I was a flamingo
As a pothead, a dread and no one knew if I was sane
I trashed my own pot party cause' the DEA came.

I know I'm not the druggie you thought you knew back in high school
Never smart, never showering when I ought to.
Mary jane that I crave, say I need a shave
I'm sick of always hearing hold your rage.

I don't want to waste my brain
become another casualty of the DE agency
I'll never do that time
Become another victim of criminal activity
In smoke I'll drown

Because you don't
Know when your friends are going to call.
But what would you expect they would cause' there brains are small
Heavy drugs and beards it's how they parade
Cheech and Chong were the people they praised

Cause we like having bongs they're not that expensive
Hearing a dragon sound is not that offensive
All of this I earned, people never learn
I'm sick of letting junkies have a turn

I don't want to share with you
cause' your a lower society.
I'll never walk that line
needles are for junkies
And they too come down.

Don't toke with me, your really not a friend
Don't toke with me, I puff more than you can .
Don't toke with me, your eyes are glistening
Don't toke with me, cause I'm not fishing

Well I'm a beatnick flowerchild brat,
Weed-packed and my friends leave me with nothing.
Airheads standing on the corner talking all about huffing
But you don't make sense from all the smoke you be puffing.
Then if the police don't get you and give you the book,
You're on the weed list wanted for my recipe book.
I like songs without intrusion, seeing some illusions.
The doctor said my mom should have had a protrusion.

I don't want to be your friend
become another casualty of the DEA
I'll never do that time
Become another victim of the DE agency

And come down.

Waste my time with them
Casualty of the agency
Waste my time again,
Victim of the DEA
And come down.