-> "What We're All About (The Sockmaker's Anthem)"
Original Song Title:
"What We're All About"
Parody Song Title:
"What We're All About (The Sockmaker's Anthem)"
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Nevertheless that dress is great for the occaison
Your age is thirty two but here's the situation
You look down to your feet and feel the aggravation
Forgot to bring your socks and left them at the station
Well, that's a disaster
But we're the sock masters
We'll get the tape and make some socks faster
We don't care about the money, we don't make pants or skorts
We don't make helmets or biker shorts
I'm Clave Pungchow and I'll make your socks great
We're always making time to get the highest rate
And I'm Lizzy D in our shop down town
I know to make socks not fall down
When you come shop, shakin' that bootie
We'll give you deals that'll make you crazy
When ya finish up, you'll feel like runnin' naked
Our socks are so nice you'll have your arteries shakin'
Socks! Are what we're all about
They're at our huge store
C'mon shout it out
You'll bring down the house at your wedding today
Cuz we sold ya socks in the usual way
You'll rock and you'll talk with a face that's happy
You could even trust us back at the grade school party
Well we can save your feet but we can't help ya miss
If your wanna buy pants for the highschool dance
But come here anyway and give it a whack
After seeing our socks you're sure to come back
Give up the life of buying socks at Guy's
Hi ya'll we're a sight for old eyes
With those nice feet you'll belong on stage
"Hello, your sock's rule!", goodbye old sock place
We're teachin' you a lesson in shoppin' control
Don't come here too much or you'll go broke
You feel like heaven in our shoes with nice soles
Even 41 you're feet won't look old
Well it's a...We're makin' one thing clear
Come work here alot of dollars per year
Working here you should feel revered
We sold millions of socks every damn year
Take a look to the point, to the point we're makin'
We'll give you good pay and we ain't fakin'
We'll take you by the hand and lead ya to the supply room
We'll show you our magic with a zang-KABOOM!
Cause i'm the L-I double Z-Y
You'll love to work here we'll tell ya why
You'll see our machines work with a wee-squeak-wah
The work platoon is on the...
You'll beat down London and slay LA
Get a PHD in just a day
Just because everyone knows ya get discount socks!
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