Song Parodies -> Mermade License

Original Song Title:

"Fatlip"

Original Performer:

Sum41

  
Parody Song Title:

"Mermade License"

Parody Written by:

angelgal

Drowning in the water like my name is the little mermade
Well i'm hanging out under the sea
While I pee
And no one will see
Trashed my own mermade party
Cause nobody came

Well i know i'm not the mermade
I thought i was in sea school
Never going, never showing up when we had to
it's the mermade lisence is what i crave
Don't tell us to behave
I'm sick of always hearing that you can swim

I don't wanna waste my time
Waiting for a lisence
I'll never wait my turn
To be able to swim alone

Back Down..

Because you don't know us at all
We can't wait to get a swiming lisence
but what would you expect with a conscious so small
swiming and water is how we were raised
Mermade king and mermade king were the gods that we praised

Cause we like having fun at other peoples expense
and cutting people down is just a minor offense and
it's none of your concern
i guess i'll never learn
i'm sick of being told to wait my turn

I don't wanna waste my time
to be able to swim alone
i'll never wait my turn
to have my swiming lisence

Back Down..

Don't count on me, to let you know when
Don't count on me, i'll do it again
Don't count on me, it's the point you're missing
Don't count on me, cause i'm not listening

Well i'm a no goodick lower middle class swimer
back packed and i don't give a shit about nothing
you'll be standing on the corner talking all that puffin
but you don't make any sense with all the water you'll be tuffin'
cause if the water don't stain
you'll be ringin off the hook
you're on the lisence list
wanted in the water book
i like songs with seaweed
drinking in crabs
the doctor said my mom should've had a lisence

I don't wanna waste my time
to have a license
i'll never wait my turn
to have my swimming license

Back Down..

Waste my time with being able to swim alone
Waste my time with having a lone
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