-> "Fat Gyp"
Original Song Title:
"Fat Lip" (MP3)
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Storming through the White House like his name was El Nino.
Well, he's sloughing off, swigging his Bacardi and his vino.
Pappy's kid, he was a skid, but people knew his daddy's name.
He trashed his own inauguration 'cause nobody came.
Well, I know he's not the one I knew when I was in high school.
Never thinking, always drinking scotch when he wants to.
It's attention that he craves.
Don't tell me to behave,
'Cause he needs to sober up and act his age.
I don't wanna waste my time,
Become another casualty of his democracy.
I'll never fall for lies
That make me a victim of his stupidity.
Because... you... don't... know him at all.
He's smashed in the restroom stalls.
But what would you expect with intellect so small?
Petrol drilling and bourbon was how he was raised.
FOX News and Enron were gods that he praised.
And he likes having fun at the taxpayer's expense and
Cutting Medicare is always a major affection.
"It's none of your concern!"
I guess he'll never learn.
He's sick of being told to wait his turn.
Don't count on him... to let you know when.
Don't count on him... he'll do it again.
Don't count on him... it's his brain he's missing.
Don't count on him... so I'm not listening!
He's a nogoodnik upper upper-class brat.
Flip-flopped, now he don't give a s**t about nothing.
He's been standing in the Gardens, lying 'bout his cavorting.
He don't make sense from all the coke he's been snorting.
If you have half a brain, you'd be singing "Hail to the Crook".
He's on our hit list--throw at him a telephone book.
He pops his drugs for distortion, with drinks in proportion.
The Pubbies still pressure us to ban all abortions.
Waste my time with him...
Casualty of his democracy...
Waste my time again...
Victim of his stupidity...
Just recount, count, count, count...
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