-> "Fat Tip"
Original Song Title:
"Fat Lip"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Fat Tip"
The Lyrics
My teachers think i'm ugly
Yet my mommy thinks i'm cute
What such lame crap but I don't give a hoot.
As a kid, swore I did
And I was stoned on cocaine
I was screwed for two whole weeks with no one to blame
Well I was feeling low for a very long time now
I was drinkin at a bar until closing time now.
My girlfriend that I boned,
Is also Fu***ng stoned
The drug money I have is mostly loaned
I don't wanna waste my dosh
Spending it on crack and mostly cannabis
Almost got caught by the cops thinkin
I should really stop trying to live just like all this.
Because I Was
Skint all the week
Got done by the beak
But the jailers Made me go cos i gave them too much cheek
Heavy shackles and work shops is how I had lived
For too whole Fu***ng years I was stuck with thicko spivs
Cos I got bloody stoned just too Fu***ng often
I was lucky after that Cos I was let off then
Its only my concern
My dealer and in turn
This I probably will never learn
I don't wanna waste my dosh
Spending it on crack and mostly cannabis
Almost got caught by the cops thinkin
I should really stop trying to live just like all this.
Don't count on me, to get you a joint,
Don't count on me, you're missing the point,
Don't count on me, cos butt you'll be kissing,
Don't count on me, Cos I ain't listening!
I don't wanna waste my dosh
Spending it on crack and mostly cannabis
Almost got caught by the cops thinkin
I should really stop trying to live just like all this.
I don't wanna waste my dosh
Spending it on crack and mostly cannabis
Almost got caught by the cops thinkin
I should really stop trying to live just like all this.
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